All packs now come with a cancer patient.
We can think of a couple products that deserve it.
Finish reading If Other Products Had Cigarette-Style Graphic Warnings
The true risks of smoking are much worse than death.
Finish reading Cigarette Warning Labels I’d Actually Care About
Nothin’ like a nice drink to make you cough up phlegm.
No one puts mommy in a corner.
We can’t move here. This is sloth country.
7 New Breeds of Douchebag [Click for more douchiness]
These annoying species have evolved to a near-perfect state of awful.
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.
Teen Tested, Doctor Approved