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What Do You Think of Holiday-Themed Pringles?
Nothing says Holidays quite like inappropriately flavored chips.

What Do You Think of Holiday-Themed Pringles?

Nothing says Holidays quite like inappropriately flavored chips.

(Source: thedailywhat)

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

(Source: reddit.com)

Crushing the Weak 
Only the strong survive.

Crushing the Weak

Only the strong survive.

i work in a supermarket, its easy work and the money’s not bad a few weeks ago a guy walks past me basket full of condoms, lube and chocolate sirup. the next thing i know he looks at his phone, mutters under his breath and dumps all the stuff on the floor then walks out. something tells me his evening got cancelled.

I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww

Choco Cake? Oh Yes.
I’ll have what she’s having.

Choco Cake? Oh Yes.

I’ll have what she’s having.

(Source: reddit.com)

Chocolate Hedgehogs

Ow, they don’t taste adorable.

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: Candy 

Sometimes treats are bittersweet.

How to Break Up [Click to animate]
Say it with chocolates.

How to Break Up [Click to animate]

Say it with chocolates.

(Source: forgifs.com)

Best Ice Cream Flavor
Ice cream is the best thing since sliced ice cream, but what’s the best flavor of the best thing? Vote now!  

Best Ice Cream Flavor

Ice cream is the best thing since sliced ice cream, but what’s the best flavor of the best thing? Vote now!  

(Source: College Humor)

Four Milk Bottles Stuck in Vending Machine
It’s everything the “Got Milk” ads warned us about. 

Four Milk Bottles Stuck in Vending Machine

It’s everything the “Got Milk” ads warned us about. 

(Source: College Humor)

Bird Bathes in Chocolate Fountain
This bird is living the dream

Bird Bathes in Chocolate Fountain

This bird is living the dream

(Source: College Humor)


Chocolate Darth Vader Heads

Mmmm, the dark side of the chocolate.

Mmmm, the dark side of the chocolate.

(Source: College Humor)

Giant Chocolate Taco with Epic Meal Time

We brought in the fat food experts for a suicidal dessert.

(Source: College Humor)

It’s 4:20 and YOU’VE GOT THE MUNCHIES
An entire gallery of food to check out stoned. 

It’s 4:20 and YOU’VE GOT THE MUNCHIES

An entire gallery of food to check out stoned. 

(Source: College Humor)