There are a lot of dainty, feminine chocolates marketed just for women, but, ladies, you work hard. You deserve an extra special treat.
What Klondike Wanted Was A Sexy Date Night…He Got a Child
Small chocolately goodness.
The strawberry syrup slide was just disturbing.
This is straight out of Willy Wonka’s factory!
One night, me and my boyfriend were hanging out on my bed talking and eating m&m’s. After awhile we started going at it, and when we were finished I sat up and he got a grossed out look on his face and said “ewww babe, what’s all over your back?!” Turns out we had dropped a couple m&m’s and they had melted and squished underneath us.
Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.
Yipee-ki-yay, mother truffle.
Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats
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