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Honest Women’s Chocolate Commercial

There are a lot of dainty, feminine chocolates marketed just for women, but, ladies, you work hard. You deserve an extra special treat.

A Klondike Bar and a Candy Bar Really Want to Get it On

What Klondike Wanted Was A Sexy Date Night…He Got a Child

No glove no love.

(Source: memewhore)

That Cheetos cheetah is looking pretty smug about the whole thing.

That Cheetos cheetah is looking pretty smug about the whole thing.

(Source: reddit.com)

Someone Actually Named Their Candy Brand Dingle BEARies
Small chocolately goodness.

Someone Actually Named Their Candy Brand Dingle BEARies

Small chocolately goodness.

(Source: reddit.com)

Giant Chocolate Syrup Slip-n-Slide

The strawberry syrup slide was just disturbing.

(Source: youtube.com)

Spinning Chocolate Factory Exhibit is Both Epileptic and Delicious

This is straight out of Willy Wonka’s factory!

(Source: youtube.com)

Rough Love: Chocolate Delight

One night, me and my boyfriend were hanging out on my bed talking and eating m&m’s. After awhile we started going at it, and when we were finished I sat up and he got a grossed out look on his face and said “ewww babe, what’s all over your back?!” Turns out we had dropped a couple m&m’s and they had melted and squished underneath us.
- Anonymous

Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates
Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates

Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

Life Sized Chocolate Bruce Willis in Celebration of New Die Hard
Yipee-ki-yay, mother truffle.

Life Sized Chocolate Bruce Willis in Celebration of New Die Hard

Yipee-ki-yay, mother truffle.

Terrifyingly Realistic White Chocolate Baby Heads
Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats

Terrifyingly Realistic White Chocolate Baby Heads

Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats

(Source: evilcakehead.com)

Giant Lindor Truffle
Tis the season to be morbidly obese, falalalalalalalala.

Giant Lindor Truffle

Tis the season to be morbidly obese, falalalalalalalala.

(Source: reddit.com)

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