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A Klondike Bar and a Candy Bar Really Want to Get it On

What Klondike Wanted Was A Sexy Date Night…He Got a Child

This is the ‘Moby Dick’ of Summer Camp Letters
And by Moby Dick, I mean it’s destined to become a literary classic to be cherished for years (at least a day or two) by the highest of intellectual institutions in the land (only the internet). 
Summer camp is a time for parents to get a break from their kids and kids to learn about the joys of poison ivy, horseback riding and bb guns. (Summer camps still have BB guns, right? This IS America.) It’s also a time for young boys to relish the humor in of the horse dumps that accompany said horseback riding. 
The owner of ScaryMommy blog, Liesl Testwuid, sent her son off to summer camp and received this letter shortly after. Eating records were broken, farts were lit on fire and an overall awesome time was had. 

This is the ‘Moby Dick’ of Summer Camp Letters

And by Moby Dick, I mean it’s destined to become a literary classic to be cherished for years (at least a day or two) by the highest of intellectual institutions in the land (only the internet). 

Summer camp is a time for parents to get a break from their kids and kids to learn about the joys of poison ivy, horseback riding and bb guns. (Summer camps still have BB guns, right? This IS America.) It’s also a time for young boys to relish the humor in of the horse dumps that accompany said horseback riding. 

The owner of ScaryMommy blog, Liesl Testwuid, sent her son off to summer camp and received this letter shortly after. Eating records were broken, farts were lit on fire and an overall awesome time was had. 

This is the 'Moby Dick' of Summer Camp Letters »
Catbird Graph Will Blow Your Mind
Finally, I understand math.

Catbird Graph Will Blow Your Mind

Finally, I understand math.

The only thing your kid is gonna need after these things is therapy.

Finish God NO, Why Are These Things For Children?

Hilarious or Stupid Child Picks Ingenious or Idiotic Test Answer
I mean… He’s not wrong. 

Hilarious or Stupid Child Picks Ingenious or Idiotic Test Answer

I mean… He’s not wrong. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Holy Crap, Why is This The Name of a Children’s Clothing Store
Sign of the Apocalpse #45601: Sexy Toddlers

Holy Crap, Why is This The Name of a Children’s Clothing Store

Sign of the Apocalpse #45601: Sexy Toddlers

(Source: reddit.com)

It Doesn’t Get Smoother Than This Kid At The Ball Game
The kid is a master of deception. Play close attention to the footage…

It Doesn’t Get Smoother Than This Kid At The Ball Game

The kid is a master of deception. Play close attention to the footage…

(Source: wapc.mlb.com)

Whoever Named This Kid is an Asshole
She got it from her daddy.

Whoever Named This Kid is an Asshole

She got it from her daddy.

(Source: reddit.com)

He needs to work on his squats anyways.
Mom Brings Baby to Gym Because Who Needs Babysitters

He needs to work on his squats anyways.

Mom Brings Baby to Gym Because Who Needs Babysitters

(Source: reddit.com)

Click to see more: 10 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids’ Drawings

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Man’s Reaction to Finding Out He’s Going to be a Grandpa is PRECIOUS

I’ll try to write a joke here once I’m done crying.

Click to finish: Every College Newspaper Opinion Piece Ever

(Source: College Humor)

That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.

That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.

(Source: reddit.com)

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.
Yes, “the talk.”
I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.
Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.

Yes, “the talk.”

I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.

Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking