![7 Animals That Really Wish This Glass Weren’t Here [Click to animate]
It’s best to stay out of the food chain.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ca179858ecb4430a4d3eac7472fba5e/tumblr_moc778kGYj1qasthro1_r2_500.png)
7 Animals That Really Wish This Glass Weren’t Here [Click to animate]
It’s best to stay out of the food chain.
![8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
Donald Duck suffers from PTSD.
This theory imagines a world in which Donald Duck’s erratic behavior (nightmares, temper tantrums, etc.) is a result of trauma experienced during the Duck’s military service. Now, it is important to note that it is indeed within canon that Donald Duck served as a paratrooper and commando in World War II. It is also important to note that Donald Duck is a fucking cartoon character. Those crazy things he does? The “difficulty falling or staying asleep” and what not? Yeah, that’s supposed to make kids laugh. Are they supposed to sit there and watch him go through a couple REM cycles for a good eight hours? Plus, the logic behind his “persistent avoidance of stimuli associated with [wartime] trauma” is literally “I’ve never heard him discuss these events in any other cartoon.” You’ve also never seen him take a shit. What a load of phooey. Keep Reading](http://24.media.tumblr.com/488bf2f7de8035cade853951e6fa3566/tumblr_mlrkjvieYq1qasthro1_500.jpg)
8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
Donald Duck suffers from PTSD.
This theory imagines a world in which Donald Duck’s erratic behavior (nightmares, temper tantrums, etc.) is a result of trauma experienced during the Duck’s military service. Now, it is important to note that it is indeed within canon that Donald Duck served as a paratrooper and commando in World War II. It is also important to note that Donald Duck is a fucking cartoon character. Those crazy things he does? The “difficulty falling or staying asleep” and what not? Yeah, that’s supposed to make kids laugh. Are they supposed to sit there and watch him go through a couple REM cycles for a good eight hours? Plus, the logic behind his “persistent avoidance of stimuli associated with [wartime] trauma” is literally “I’ve never heard him discuss these events in any other cartoon.” You’ve also never seen him take a shit. What a load of phooey. Keep Reading
Kid Snippets: Kid Visits Mean School Nurse
It’s the doctor’s office, with more baby talk.
(Source: youtube.com)
The Story of Christmas as Told by a Child [Click to continue reading]
Hey, get it right. JESUS hung out with dinosaurs.
People Getting Puppies For Christmas
Sweetest two-and-a-half minutes on the Internet.
(Source: youtube.com)
If you fail to comply, you will be required to participate in a series of five intensive child-training seminars
(Source: reddit.com)
