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In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Free Chicken Strips
Messing with someone’s emotions like that can get you killed.

Free Chicken Strips

Messing with someone’s emotions like that can get you killed.

(Source: reddit.com)

Proposing Should Always Involve An Engagement Ring and Chicken Sandwich
You want fries with that life-long commitment?

Proposing Should Always Involve An Engagement Ring and Chicken Sandwich

You want fries with that life-long commitment?

(Source: reddit.com)

Anonymous Admirer: Funky Chicken
It’s not a conventional sort of love, but it’s one I can understand.

Anonymous Admirer: Funky Chicken

It’s not a conventional sort of love, but it’s one I can understand.

(Source: reddit.com)

Church Looks Like Chicken
All non-believers will come home to roost. In hell.

Church Looks Like Chicken

All non-believers will come home to roost. In hell.

(Source: reddit.com)

Introducing Lay’s Chip’s Top Three Flavor Finalists
I don’t even remember what Lay’s really are..

Introducing Lay’s Chip’s Top Three Flavor Finalists

I don’t even remember what Lay’s really are..

(Source: Laughing Squid)

Buffalo Chicken Wing Cupcake
Taste that? That’s America.

Buffalo Chicken Wing Cupcake

Taste that? That’s America.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hot Girls Shows Off Her Tender Breasts
Oh please, get your mind out of the gutter.

Hot Girls Shows Off Her Tender Breasts

Oh please, get your mind out of the gutter.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters
Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters

Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

(Source: reddit.com)

Da’Quan: King of Tha South

University of Georgia student loves Chick-fil-A.

(Source: youtube.com)

A turduckenson - a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a person.

A turduckenson - a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a person.

50 Shades of Chicken
Put some spice in your kitchen.

50 Shades of Chicken

Put some spice in your kitchen.

(Source: reddit.com)

McPizza
Two cheeseburgers, fries, and chicken mcnuggets on a pizza. This is what giving up tastes like.

McPizza

Two cheeseburgers, fries, and chicken mcnuggets on a pizza. This is what giving up tastes like.

(Source: reddit.com)

Jo, remember that weekend I was out of town and you said you had sex in my bed because you were too lazy to clean off your own bed? To get back at you, I peed in the bag your chicken was marinating in. You ate it with your whore girlfriend that night. I hope it was go

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu
Available to only the most straightforward customers

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

(Source: hollywoodleek.com)