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You know the weather is bad when they shut down an entire state

You know the weather is bad when they shut down an entire state

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This Girl is Wearing a Dress Made Out of Cheese
So hot she’s melting.

This Girl is Wearing a Dress Made Out of Cheese

So hot she’s melting.

(Source: img.izismile.com)

Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]
I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous
Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous
I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous
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Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]

I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous

Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous

I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous

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Liquid Cheese on a Cracker Looks Like the Mortal Kombat Symbol
Finish it.

Liquid Cheese on a Cracker Looks Like the Mortal Kombat Symbol

Finish it.

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Fish Looks Like a Melted Glob of Cheese
This Cheez-Whiz looks a little off.

Fish Looks Like a Melted Glob of Cheese

This Cheez-Whiz looks a little off.

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Cat Cheeses Out in Photobomb
So cute, totes going to put that up by my litter box, you guys.

Cat Cheeses Out in Photobomb

So cute, totes going to put that up by my litter box, you guys.

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Ridiculously Photogenic Camera-Shy Guy

Alright.  Everyone on 3 say, “humble!”

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6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student 

Breathe. Relax throat muscles. Inhale that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.

8 Highdeas You Have To Read NOW
Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.
Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas

8 Highdeas You Have To Read NOW

Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.

Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas

Are You Kinkier Than This Cheese Hat Man? 
If you answered “not possible” you are correct and probably scarred for life. 

Are You Kinkier Than This Cheese Hat Man?

If you answered “not possible” you are correct and probably scarred for life. 

(Source: reddit.com)

THE REF: Donkey Cheese, Mathletes, and MORE [Full Post]
Updates on all the important events in the sporting world – the ones you may have heard of and the ones you definitely missed.
Johnny Football Won The Heisman Trophy





Texas A&M’s quarterback became the first freshman to win the award in its 77-year history. “We couldn’t be prouder,” said his parents, Michelle and Paul Football.






An Indiana H.S. Girls Basketball Team Won 107-2.




Bloomington South defeated Arlington in girls high school basketball by an incredible 105 point margin on Tuesday night, drawing criticism from parents saying the team ran up the score. Sounds like they should have spent less time whining and more time criticizing Arlington for being so bad at basketball, though, amirite?




Novak Djokovic Bought All Of The World’s Donkey Cheese






This is not a joke, people. The world’s top-ranked tennis player just spent over $500/pound to buy the entire annual supply of global donkey cheese. The cheese is also known as “pule,” not to be confused with “puke,” which is of course what happens after you eat donkey cheese. [Keep Reading]

THE REF: Donkey Cheese, Mathletes, and MORE [Full Post]

Updates on all the important events in the sporting world – the ones you may have heard of and the ones you definitely missed.

Johnny Football Won The Heisman Trophy

Texas A&M’s quarterback became the first freshman to win the award in its 77-year history. “We couldn’t be prouder,” said his parents, Michelle and Paul Football.

An Indiana H.S. Girls Basketball Team Won 107-2.

Bloomington South defeated Arlington in girls high school basketball by an incredible 105 point margin on Tuesday night, drawing criticism from parents saying the team ran up the score. Sounds like they should have spent less time whining and more time criticizing Arlington for being so bad at basketball, though, amirite?

Novak Djokovic Bought All Of The World’s Donkey Cheese

This is not a joke, people. The world’s top-ranked tennis player just spent over $500/pound to buy the entire annual supply of global donkey cheese. The cheese is also known as “pule,” not to be confused with “puke,” which is of course what happens after you eat donkey cheese. [Keep Reading]

Novak Djokovic Buys World Supply of Donkey Cheese 
Cheese comes with a free punch. 

Novak Djokovic Buys World Supply of Donkey Cheese

Cheese comes with a free punch. 

(Source: sports.nationalpost.com)

The Troll with Ken M [Click for more]
How will the babies get cheese now though?

The Troll with Ken M [Click for more]

How will the babies get cheese now though?