Finish reading 10 Food Pick-Up Lines That (Probably) Won’t Work
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Roommate Confessions: I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent [Click for full post]
I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous
Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I’d either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous
I replaced my roommates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didn’t notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous
(Source: College Humor)
So cute, totes going to put that up by my litter box, you guys.
Alright. Everyone on 3 say, “humble!”
Breathe. Relax throat muscles. Inhale that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.
Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.
Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas
If you answered “not possible” you are correct and probably scarred for life.
THE REF: Donkey Cheese, Mathletes, and MORE [Full Post]
Updates on all the important events in the sporting world – the ones you may have heard of and the ones you definitely missed.
Johnny Football Won The Heisman Trophy
Texas A&M’s quarterback became the first freshman to win the award in its 77-year history. “We couldn’t be prouder,” said his parents, Michelle and Paul Football.
An Indiana H.S. Girls Basketball Team Won 107-2.
Bloomington South defeated Arlington in girls high school basketball by an incredible 105 point margin on Tuesday night, drawing criticism from parents saying the team ran up the score. Sounds like they should have spent less time whining and more time criticizing Arlington for being so bad at basketball, though, amirite?
Novak Djokovic Bought All Of The World’s Donkey Cheese
This is not a joke, people. The world’s top-ranked tennis player just spent over $500/pound to buy the entire annual supply of global donkey cheese. The cheese is also known as “pule,” not to be confused with “puke,” which is of course what happens after you eat donkey cheese. [Keep Reading]
Cheese comes with a free punch.
The Troll with Ken M [Click for more]
How will the babies get cheese now though?