“Remember that time i came home and you and my boyfriend were sitting on the couch “watching a movie” with your hand down his pants? Well dont worry i forgave you the night i came home and your boyfriend was waiting on you… lets just say that was the best wait of his life.”

“One day i looked over at my girlfriend and she quickly put away her phone; i jokingly asked “[haha] who were you texting your other boyfriend[mischievous smile]”…”

“My girlfriend broke up with me for 2 weeks because she found out I was cheating in Words with Friends”