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Finally sit down to watch Dr. Strangelove and see where all of the jokes and references he’s made over the years actually came from.
Adopt a Yorkshire Terrier, name it Raeus, introduce it to people as his pet, Raeus, and laugh for fucking days.
Realize he has nothing left to lose and fuck for fucking days.
Grow his hair out, even if it means breaking a few mirrors trying to bash a hippie’s brains in.
Add a “1” to the end of his passwords.
Think of a funny meaning for the CIA acronym and put it on t-shirts.
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  1. Finally sit down to watch Dr. Strangelove and see where all of the jokes and references he’s made over the years actually came from.
  2. Adopt a Yorkshire Terrier, name it Raeus, introduce it to people as his pet, Raeus, and laugh for fucking days.
  3. Realize he has nothing left to lose and fuck for fucking days.
  4. Grow his hair out, even if it means breaking a few mirrors trying to bash a hippie’s brains in.
  5. Add a “1” to the end of his passwords.
  6. Think of a funny meaning for the CIA acronym and put it on t-shirts.

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Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

Sorry, what was the line?”

 "You're not safe here, Bella."
 " Right, what did I say?
"You looked straight into the camera with dead eyes and said "Rupert Sanders, I will lawnmower your balls."

Parental Signature Required
Oh, her first name is Mom? Nevermind then.

Parental Signature Required

Oh, her first name is Mom? Nevermind then.

(Source: reddit.com)

Angry Boyfriend Wants Hot Chicks to Buy His Radiohead Tickets
Don’t worry, it’s only ENCOURAGED that you show him your boobs at the end of the night.

Angry Boyfriend Wants Hot Chicks to Buy His Radiohead Tickets

Don’t worry, it’s only ENCOURAGED that you show him your boobs at the end of the night.

(Source: gumtree.com)

ATTN London Tumblrs:

This Guy With Cheating Ex Needs a Date to Radiohead Tonight

(Source: gumtree.com)

Crippling question 
"After a serious spill, a former study partner begins to stalk me like a procrastinating puma on an answer sheet."

Crippling question

"After a serious spill, a former study partner begins to stalk me like a procrastinating puma on an answer sheet."

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Carrie Underwood is a Pedophile

I mean, did it really have to be this long before he cheats?

(Source: youtube.com)

Cheaters Never Win!
F for effort.

Cheaters Never Win!

F for effort.

(Source: funnyexam.com)

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Jake and Amir: Cheryl Part 2 (starring Allison Williams) 

She’s crazy for you.

See part 1 here!

Remember that time i came home and you and my boyfriend were sitting on the couch “watching a movie” with your hand down his pants? Well dont worry i forgave you the night i came home and your boyfriend was waiting on you… lets just say that was the best wait of his life.

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

One day i looked over at my girlfriend and she quickly put away her phone; i jokingly asked “[haha] who were you texting your other boyfriend[mischievous smile]”…

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Click to vote this up or down on uPick

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Eight Inefficient Cheat Sheet Techniques [click for more]

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