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For this experiment you will need two things: a crying baby and a copy of Katy Perry’s single “Dark Horse.”

Eva Baker uploaded this video of a baby (her daughter?) who isn’t enjoying her car ride, then Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” kicks in and the baby instantly goes into “this is my motherfuckin’ jam” mode. 

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SABRINA JALEES
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THE LUCAS BROTHERS

CollegeHumor is LIVE in NYC on Thursday, August 14th! Our show’s have been selling out quickly so RSVP now (for free) before they’re gone forever! 

We have a great show hosted by Will Stephen and FEAT:

SABRINA JALEES

HARI KONDABOLU

BOAT Sketch

THE LUCAS BROTHERS

Every day pop stars and actresses waste thousands of dollars trying to look like glamorous idiots. No need for spending wads of cash to get the pop star look though, the same effect can be achieved with ramen noodles and an old beach towel.  

Liam Martin has been recreating the celeb look on his Instagram (@waverider_) and the result is some truly terrible/awesome cosplay. Observe…

Finish 15 Pieces Of Terribly Awesome Pop Star Cosplay

Tune in TODAY starting at 3pm PST.
2 players, 5 games & Skype on Xbox One. Are you ready for Skype Level 48? Pick a side & play along: skype.com/level48

Tune in TODAY starting at 3pm PST.

2 players, 5 games & Skype on Xbox One. Are you ready for Skype Level 48? Pick a side & play along: skype.com/level48

How A Guy’s Netflix Queue Can Be a Deal-Breaker

Yes, including the genre you’re thinking.

Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game
- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.

- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”

-  Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.

- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.

- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”
          BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.

- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.
Finish reading Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.



- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”



-  Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.



- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.



- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”

          BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.



- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.

Finish reading Cheat Codes for the Kim Kardashian iPhone Game

Vote for the Most Depressingly Inaccurate Fan Art

Accuracy is overrated. It’s the thought that counts. Kind of.

The official voting period ends Tuesday August 5, 2014 at 10:00AM so get your votes in now.

THIS SUMMER’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT SURF, SAND, AND SHAKY PLOT STRUCTURE.

Finish reading More Accurate Titles for This Summer’s Movies

HAPPY BATMAN DAY! We have 11 episodes of the best series ON THE INTERNET. We dare you to find a better one. Watch them all here.

Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)

Batman Says His Goodbyes

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

Batman vs. The Scarecrow

Batman Meets Two-Face

Batman Blows His Cover

Batman Chooses His Voice

Batman Meets The Riddler

Batman Interrogation

Batman Vanishing

Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?

 

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The “Turn Down For What” Video Without Music Is… Freaky.

10 Things That Still Bother Me About 10 Things I Hate About You

1. There’s One Shakespeare Quote in the First 10 Minutes and Then Never Again

We all know that the movie is based on The Taming of the Shrew, but in case we didn’t, Cameron helpfully reminds us by seeing Bianca and going, “I burn, I pine, I perish,” which is a totally normal thing to say in a 90s high school environment. It’s also a direct quote from the original play, which kinda makes you think there are going to be a couple more quotes scattered throughout. Nope! Just that one random line! And then never again! Okay!

(P.S. Yes, Michael does say more stuff like “assail your ears” and “sweet love, renew thy force” but those are from Hamlet and Sonnet 56 so NICE TRY.)

2. The Whole Black Underwear Thing

Kat is branded a sex freak by sneaky snoops Bianca and Cameron when they find black underwear in her room, because apparently that means “she wants to have sex someday.” Sorry, what? Is Bianca saying she herself DOESN’T want to have sex someday? Like, EVER? Also, Kat is a senior in high school, which is a pretty normal age to think about the POSSIBILITY of SOMEDAY having sex. Also, maybe she just likes how she looks in black underwear. This whole scene was weird.

Finish reading 10 Things That Still Bother Me About 10 Things I Hate About You

Another short clip from Jake and Amir’s podcast with Allison Williams! All episodes always at ifiwereyoushow.com or seizethecheese.com.
Watch it here.

Another short clip from Jake and Amir’s podcast with Allison Williams! All episodes always at ifiwereyoushow.com or seizethecheese.com.

Watch it here.

CAN’T UNSEE: Joaquin Phoenix’ Forehead is the True Star of “Her”

Just tilt your head to the right, and watch Joaquin’s forehead’s Oscar-worthy performance.

(Source: youtube.com)