Watch —> Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts
Nick Offerman is a wise man that often contemplates life while gently stroking his mustache. Prepare to reevaluate everything you know in life as he rattles off some of the more genius musings found on Reddit’s r/showerthoughts thread.
Forget the big questions and revelations like “what happens after death?” and “1/5 of all people in the world are on social media,” Offerman’s digging up true mind blowers. Like the fact that your right hand has never touched your right elbow. *BOOM!*
Better check the back of your head, cuz it’s likely your mind was just blown out of it.
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What can you say about a man whose influence has been so pervasive, President Obama declared him the “voice of a generation?” Wait a second. Actually, it was Kanye who said that, about himself. Oh, right, Obama called him a jackass.
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Nathan Fielder can’t take an Instagram Instagram without it being ruined by porn.
Lip reading is a strange skill.
That Obama, he’s just so fancy doing something, something, murda bizness as he’s in the fast lane from the White House to Tokyo.
Barackdubs has up and done it again, editing the President’s speeches to sing the current pop song of the moment. Bill Clinton covered “Blurred Lines” last year and Obama’s already sung “Lucky” and “Do What U Want” (which is incredibly disturbing and I don’t want to think about doing anything to Obama’s body).
At this rate we should expect some sort of Now That’s What I Call Music: Prez Editionby the holidays.
(Source: College Humor)
Oh, I love him! It’s the guy from that thing.
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