The compiled outtakes from our beloved Batman parody series.
The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians) [Click for full description]
Which one are you?
1) Steve Martin (as a stand-up)
They rocked high school in every way imaginable: valedictorian, a 4.5 GPA, president of every club, star of every team. That all changed when they got to college (on a full scholarship, no less) and decided they just didn’t care anymore. Their grades are awful, they have no ambition, they picked a throwaway major, and generally don’t care about anything past television and getting Twitter followers. They’ve also picked up weird hobbies like the banjo - 4 more class clowns to go
Boy, this Colbert Report opening was LONG!
This is what filibuster is? Heck we can do this whole government thing if we wanted!
I’m tired of these motha f’n experiments!
Adorn isn’t really a scary entrance song…
You probably don’t want this money to make it rain…
In that 2 second time frame she wrote a song about them.
Coming to a theatre only near your friends. Not you.
What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.
Why throw your shirts on the bed when you can RIP THEM OFF.