A great way to drive your cat to madness and get scratches on your iPad in the process!
On April Fools, there’s no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.
What would YOUR cologne smell like?
Finish reading If They Made Colognes For How People Actually Smell
(Source: College Humor)
I think I’d take “cat’s got your tounge” over “dog’s got your dick.”
Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?
Usually I like to celebrate President’s Day playing drinking games during a History Channel marathon, but this year I thought I’d mix it up and see what the internet had to offer. Maybe a President’s Day video tribute perhaps? Another JFK conspiracy theory?
Nope, cats barfing hairballs set to techno music. You know just what I like, internet.
The video was uploaded to YouTube by ASIV back in July, but has now resurfaced on Reddit, and I like to think the internet is a better place because of it. Normally, watching a cat puke up a mixture of hair/mouse guts is an unpleasant experience, but put some techno beats behind it and it becomes some sort of abstract video art. This is exactly the kind of thing that Skrillex probably beats off too.
This was written by the same person who did “How to Talk to Your Friend About Being a Cat Lady”.
Come, young grasshopper. Next you shall learn about electric fans.
Four six-week old foster kittens try to find the meaning of life and themselves.
Hell hath no prrrrrrrrr-y.