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Captain America’s World Rankings Are Kind of Embarrassing

Woo-hoo! Captain America is #1. Suck it, Axis of Evil! …Wait… what’s that? Captain America is 24th in reading comprehension AND couldn’t solve a math problem to save his life. Aw, bummer. 

Just in time for the Independence Day weekend, FoxADHD has put out a brand new updated version of Captain America’s theme song based on world statistics. It turns out that Captain America is really good at using electricity and driving gas-guzzling SUVs, but not so good at watching his weight. 

Damn you, Fox animators and your socialist America-hating views. I’m going to write you a stern internet comment — right after I chug this 2 liter soda. 

How Much Damage Did The Avengers Do to This Cafe?  

Insurance companies: the unseen villains

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Captain America Movie Posters from Around the World

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See what Russia, China, France, Japan and North Korea’s posters look like.

Finish reading Captain America Movie Posters from Around the World

The Avengers in 1978 VS. 2012Looks like it only took 34 years to make Ironman look cool.

The Avengers in 1978 VS. 2012
Looks like it only took 34 years to make Ironman look cool.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: The Avengers Minus Superheroes Plus Paperwork »
The Avengers Acronym is B.I.T.C.H
Livin’ la vida Loki.

The Avengers Acronym is B.I.T.C.H

Livin’ la vida Loki.

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10 Cosplayers Out of Character [Click for more]

Captain America was the first Avenger. The number 1 Avenger.

10 Cosplayers Out of Character [Click for more]

Comicon’s food court clashes with every costume.

Wannabe Captain America Gets Hit with Firework
Annnnd Nick Fury just deleted his Avenger membership.

Wannabe Captain America Gets Hit with Firework

Annnnd Nick Fury just deleted his Avenger membership.

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8 Movies That Turn To Shit After 20 Minutes [Click for more]

Captain America (2011)

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imageWeird how this movie started as a cool, stylized time-period origin story, then for the entire second half of the movie, there’s just this giant COUNTDOWN TO AVENGERS MOVIE clock in the center of the screen? Ballsy artistic choice.

Oh! For the record, I’m talking about the film Captain America: The First Avenger. You know, what we all called it.

Racist Captain America

It turns out the superhero is super insensitive. 

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Captain America’s Only Weakness
Looking back, this scene from “The Avengers” was surprisingly low rent.

Captain America’s Only Weakness

Looking back, this scene from “The Avengers” was surprisingly low rent.

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The Dark Knight Meets The Avengers

Only one thing can heal Batman’s tortured soul: volleyball.

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

The Dark Knight Meets The Avengers

Only one thing can heal Batman’s tortured soul: volleyball.

Horrible Avengers Costumes
I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.

Horrible Avengers Costumes

I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.

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