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Venn Candygram 
Don’t even ask about Skittles. NO ONE KNOWS. NO ONE 

Venn Candygram

Don’t even ask about Skittles. NO ONE KNOWS. NO ONE 

5 Types of Candy Everyone Is Wrong About Hating »
What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

The Truth About Bubble Gum
All good things come to a flavorless end.

The Truth About Bubble Gum

All good things come to a flavorless end.

(Source: reddit.com)

Pedobear-O-Lantern
A trick that definitely will not be a treat.

Pedobear-O-Lantern

A trick that definitely will not be a treat.

(Source: reddit.com)

The world’s most addictive app stages a sugary-sweet intervention

Finish reading Candy Crush is Getting Really Worried About You

Cat + Candy = Crying
This is one sticky situation.

Cat + Candy = Crying

This is one sticky situation.

Mmm… Sour Farts
Eating these is just half the experience.

Mmm… Sour Farts

Eating these is just half the experience.

Eating these is just half the experience.

Mmm… Sour Farts

(Source: theanthonyking.com)

Rough Love: Chocolate Delight

One night, me and my boyfriend were hanging out on my bed talking and eating m&m’s. After awhile we started going at it, and when we were finished I sat up and he got a grossed out look on his face and said “ewww babe, what’s all over your back?!” Turns out we had dropped a couple m&m’s and they had melted and squished underneath us.
- Anonymous

Skittles is Now a Terrible, Terrible Beverage
Better not get these trick-or-treating now…

Skittles is Now a Terrible, Terrible Beverage

Better not get these trick-or-treating now…

(Source: bumblebee-captor)

How To Smoke Pot For The First Time 

Throw some of these doobalicious terms around and people will just assume you’re a boss. Moving on to Step 3

Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor
Hold the fudge

Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor

Hold the fudge

(Source: weirdfoods)

Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy [Click to watch]
It only gets weirder from there.

Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy [Click to watch]

It only gets weirder from there.

Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy [Click to watch]
Discover “Mr. Runch Slam”: the idea of an actual human.

Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy [Click to watch]

Discover “Mr. Runch Slam”: the idea of an actual human.