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Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.

Finish reading —> 10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises

What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?

Finish reading —> What OkCupid Questions Are REALLY Asking

DON’T FORGET - Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

DON’T FORGET - Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

Jake and Amir: Grill 

Watch today’s new episode of Jake and Amir —> “Online Shopping

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The Jon Wolf Acting Reel is the best thing you’ll watch today. Shine bright like a diamond, Jon. 

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Coming to a brochure near you!
Finish reading —> Colleges Are Getting Worse at Faking Diversity

Coming to a brochure near you!

Finish reading —> Colleges Are Getting Worse at Faking Diversity

Breaking up has never been more fun!
Play —> Let’s Break Up: The Activity Book

Breaking up has never been more fun!

Play —> Let’s Break Up: The Activity Book

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.
What do you do?
- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.
- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time.
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It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.

What do you do?

SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.

CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time.

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Jake and Amir: Online Shopping

Once you shop, you can’t stop.

The grass is always greener WHEN SOMEONE ISN’T ALWAYS NAGGING YOU TO CUT IT.

Finish reading —> What You Think Relationships Are Like When You’re Single

Written by Tom Phillip & Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner.

Check out Caldwell’s YouTube Drawing Channel —> Drawfee (new drawing videos almost everyday)

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May the Mash be with you.

Finish —> The Force is Strong With These 10 Star Wars Mashups

It’s the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death. 
Watch — The Hunger Games Game

It’s the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death. 

Watch — The Hunger Games Game

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Livin’ on Netflix — Hilarious Walking on Memphis Parody

Do yourself a favor and binge listen.

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How to Train for a Netflix Marathon [Finish it! We know you can]
Anyone can RUN 26 miles, but only a true champion of endurance can STREAM 26 episodes in one sitting.

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How to Train for a Netflix Marathon [Finish it! We know you can]

Anyone can RUN 26 miles, but only a true champion of endurance can STREAM 26 episodes in one sitting.