Follow Us

CollegeHumor Staff Blog

We’ve all heard of the Mile High Club, but these merit badges are for those daring enough to take the hookup to even higher heights!

Finish reading —> Merit Badges for Impressive Hookups 

All the heart-pounding thrills you face every day.

Finish reading —> 5 Real Life Action Movie Posters

Adam and Eve were the ORIGINAL hipsters. 

Finish reading —> Three Readings from the Hipster Bible

watch some of the illustrator, Caldwell Tanner’s new YouTube channel —> The Drawfee Show

Man, wasn’t it FUN getting scarred for life?
Vote for the Scariest Kids Movie

Man, wasn’t it FUN getting scarred for life?

Vote for the Scariest Kids Movie

Why It Motivates You: Though it mostly goes unsaid, perhaps the greatest thing motivating our lives is the knowledge that, one day, our lives will end. The average person will live for less than 30,000 days. Do you really want to waste the little time you have in bed?

How It Works: Bring the burning anxiety of your inevitable demise from the back of your mind to the front with an alarm that’s not so much an alarm as it is a lighter glued to clock, and placed near a pile of oily rags. Once that bad boy goes off, you’ll have mere moments to go and separate the two before the rags go up in flames, speeding up your march into oblivion. You’ll never think of the saying “You can sleep when you’re dead” the same way again.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Who’s worse: Dr. Hannibal Lector or Zoidberg?
Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Who’s worse: Dr. Hannibal Lector or Zoidberg?

Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Real. Talk.
Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns

Real. Talk.

Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns

Do you think it’s only fair that there be a White History Month? Then we’ve got the soda for you!
Watch —> Kinda Racist? Try Diet Racism!

Do you think it’s only fair that there be a White History Month? Then we’ve got the soda for you!

Watch —> Kinda Racist? Try Diet Racism!

Artist Paul Ribera is ruining even MORE of our favorite childhood memories with the reimagining of Christopher Robin’s Hundred Acre Woods. Oh Winnie, WHY! WHY!

Finish reading Winnie the Pooh Gone DARK

The Shining is a gripping, unique horror film that holds up extremely well and still looks incredible, but watching it now, one can’t help but notice that the famous climactic “Here’s Johnny!” line — which is also the DVD cover — ends up being a really minor part of the film’s explosive final sequence. The Jack character painstakingly axes his way through the bathroom door while his wife screams, then he sticks his face through the door, delivers the line, and instantly gets stabbed in the hand then hears someone at the front door and leaves.

It’s still a super-awesome and terrifying scene, it’s just slightly amusing how instantly-defeated he gets. Then he gets outsmarted by his son and freezes to death. It’s a pretty rough twenty minutes for that dude.

Finish reading 10 Famous Movie Moments That Were Actually Really Anticlimactic

I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped

Go to CollegeHumor.com for funny, new original videos and articles everyday. 

Check out these new upcoming titles from the author of 300, Sin City and Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner AKA Blogwell - Check out his new YouTube channel - Drawfee

(Source: College Humor)

Finish reading —> 6 Bar Games You Can Play with Just Your Smartphone

Why complain about people checking their phones when you could make a whole game out of it? Next time you’re at the bar, try these simple smartphone-based games to liven up even the most boring of bars.

Yes, I am prepared to be your hero.

Go to CollegeHumor.com for funny, new original videos and articles everyday. 

 

QUIZ: Town In Wales or Fantasy Castle?
Are these fantasy places with silly, made-up names, or are they just in Wales? You be the judge.

QUIZ: Town In Wales or Fantasy Castle?

Are these fantasy places with silly, made-up names, or are they just in Wales? You be the judge.