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Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures

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Watch —> Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts

Nick Offerman is a wise man that often contemplates life while gently stroking his mustache. Prepare to reevaluate everything you know in life as he rattles off some of the more genius musings found on Reddit’s r/showerthoughts thread.

Forget the big questions and revelations like “what happens after death?” and “1/5 of all people in the world are on social media,” Offerman’s digging up true mind blowers. Like the fact that your right hand has never touched your right elbow. *BOOM!*

Better check the back of your head, cuz it’s likely your mind was just blown out of it. 

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Sock or Hat (with the Hotwives of Orlando)

Everyone’s favorite 10-second game show is BACK!

What can you say about a man whose influence has been so pervasive, President Obama declared him the “voice of a generation?” Wait a second. Actually, it was Kanye who said that, about himself. Oh, right, Obama called him a jackass.

Finish the Most Kanye Picture Gallery Ever

We want this to be a real TV show. NOW.

Watch Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Now in the Pawn Shop Business

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Nathan Fielder’s Instagrams are as Inappropriate as You’d Expect

Nathan Fielder can’t take an Instagram Instagram without it being ruined by porn.

10 Reasons Why Taylor Swift Is The White Beyonce

10 Reasons Why Taylor Swift Is The White Beyonce

10 GIFs with Subtitles That Are Incorrect, Tasteless, and Still Kinda Funny
Lip reading is a strange skill.

10 GIFs with Subtitles That Are Incorrect, Tasteless, and Still Kinda Funny

Lip reading is a strange skill.

Read - Dear Vivian Stiviano: Save The Drama For Your Momma, Not Your Daughter. Oh, and Lose The Visor…(Unsolicited Advice)

Read - Dear Vivian Stiviano: Save The Drama For Your Momma, Not Your Daughter. Oh, and Lose The Visor…(Unsolicited Advice)

That Obama, he’s just so fancy doing something, something, murda bizness as he’s in the fast lane from the White House to Tokyo. 

Barackdubs has up and done it again, editing the President’s speeches to sing the current pop song of the moment. Bill Clinton covered “Blurred Lines” last year and Obama’s already sung “Lucky” and “Do What U Want” (which is incredibly disturbing and I don’t want to think about doing anything to Obama’s body).

At this rate we should expect some sort of Now That’s What I Call Music: Prez Editionby the holidays. 

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We've Found the New Shake Weight and it's Weird as Hell »

Finish The Original People Vs. The Actors Who Played Them in Movies

Oh, I love him! It’s the guy from that thing.

Finish reading IMDB For Your Mom

Watch Loud’s ‘Unsolicited Advice’ column provides Grade A advice to the problems of celebrities.
This week’s advice goes out to the newly free MC, Remy Ma. 
Read: Dear Remy Ma: Going After Nicki Minaj Isn’t Going To Make You Hot Again, But We Know What Will…(Unsolicited Advice)

Watch Loud’s ‘Unsolicited Advice’ column provides Grade A advice to the problems of celebrities.

This week’s advice goes out to the newly free MC, Remy Ma. 

Read: Dear Remy Ma: Going After Nicki Minaj Isn’t Going To Make You Hot Again, But We Know What Will…(Unsolicited Advice)

Watch Chris Pratt Dis Orlando Bloom & Rap "Forgot About Dre" »