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Birthday Dog is Left Out

It’s my party, I can poop if I want to

(Source: youtube.com)

Its your birthday and I’ll shove your face into your cake if I want to.

Its your birthday and I’ll shove your face into your cake if I want to.

Happy Birthday, Now Give Me a Grandchild
Mama guilts best.

Happy Birthday, Now Give Me a Grandchild

Mama guilts best.

Today is Batman Sup[e]rman’s Birthday
He’s cheating! He can’t be both superheroes, that’s no fair!

Today is Batman Sup[e]rman’s Birthday

He’s cheating! He can’t be both superheroes, that’s no fair!

(Source: reddit.com)

The Saddest Police Report about Stolen Mail
SHH!  Yes, its the only logical explanation.

The Saddest Police Report about Stolen Mail

SHH!  Yes, its the only logical explanation.

(Source: reddit.com)

Every Facebook Birthday Wall Ever [Click for more]
"It’s the least I could do." — everyone on Earth

Every Facebook Birthday Wall Ever [Click for more]

"It’s the least I could do." — everyone on Earth

Ice Cream Birthday Cake
You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.

Ice Cream Birthday Cake

You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Charles Darwin’s Birthday [Click for full]
Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from crashing the party. But don’t text anyone the answer; there is a trap door for people who get the answer wrong that I have been dying to test out. Keep Reading

Charles Darwin’s Birthday [Click for full]

Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from crashing the party. But don’t text anyone the answer; there is a trap door for people who get the answer wrong that I have been dying to test out. Keep Reading

Grandpa Got Swag for His Birthday
Which is odd, since all he wanted was a big booty ho.

Grandpa Got Swag for His Birthday

Which is odd, since all he wanted was a big booty ho.

(Source: hahafunnylol.com)

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Happy Birthday Jay-Z! May we honor you with "99 Problems" as Performed by Movies

The amazing part is that Hollywood put all these lines into movies on purpose for this reason.

(Source: youtube.com)

What’s the Best Holiday Ever? [Click to begin voting]

We can all agree that Arbor Day is the lamest holiday, but what’s the best holiday? Vote now or you’ll never get any presents ever again.

The official voting period ends at midnight so get your votes in now.

And now you know.

And now you know.

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Happy 20th Birthday Cartoon Network

Just think, in one year you can buy us beer.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Jake and Amir: Half Birthday 

May half your wishes come true! 

Grumpy Birthday Cat

It’s my party and I’ll mope if I want to.

Grumpy Birthday Cat

It’s my party and I’ll mope if I want to.

(Source: reddit.com)