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Red Robin Had a Freudian Slip
You should be tipping ME.

Red Robin Had a Freudian Slip

You should be tipping ME.

(Source: reddit.com)

Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…
HEAVY SIGH
ONE. MORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.
The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]

Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…

HEAVY SIGH

ONEMORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.

The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]

Cheapskate Intervention

There are some things money can’t buy. But it can buy most things. So, just, come on.

(Source: youtube.com)

Grandpa Got Swag for His Birthday
Which is odd, since all he wanted was a big booty ho.

Grandpa Got Swag for His Birthday

Which is odd, since all he wanted was a big booty ho.

(Source: hahafunnylol.com)

Football Player Is Bad At Jumping Into Stands [Click to animate]
Or else Bills fans are bad at catching giant athletes.

Football Player Is Bad At Jumping Into Stands [Click to animate]

Or else Bills fans are bad at catching giant athletes.

(Source: gif.mocksession.com)

Do Not Use Twenty Dollar Bill for Drugs
Now that’s how you fight the war on drugs.

Do Not Use Twenty Dollar Bill for Drugs

Now that’s how you fight the war on drugs.

(Source: reddit.com)

Post No Bills Please 
William’s are cool, though.

Post No Bills Please

William’s are cool, though.

(Source: reddit.com)

My mom refuses to leave windows open, not because of air conditioning or heating bills but rather she thinks the WiFi will leave the house and she will have a high internet bill.