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There sure are a LOT of beers named after bodily fluids…
Quiz - Can You Tell Which Of These Crazy Beers Are Real?

There sure are a LOT of beers named after bodily fluids…

Quiz - Can You Tell Which Of These Crazy Beers Are Real?

Wait till you hear what beer says when it gets drunk.
Read If Beer Could Talk

Wait till you hear what beer says when it gets drunk.

Read If Beer Could Talk

Brutally Honest Yard Sale Sign
One day only, all happy memories MUST go.

Brutally Honest Yard Sale Sign

One day only, all happy memories MUST go.

How to Barter at a Garage Sale
This guy is a great entrepreneur and an even BETTER alcoholic!

How to Barter at a Garage Sale

This guy is a great entrepreneur and an even BETTER alcoholic!

(Source: reddit.com)

What to expect: Comically dressed hallucinations.

Finish reading If Beers Were Named Like Weed Strains

The first step to PARTYING!!! is choosing what kind of beer to bring.

Read The Unspoken Rules of Attending Parties

Beerbraham Lincoln is Our College’s Favorite President
Four score and several beers ago.

Beerbraham Lincoln is Our College’s Favorite President

Four score and several beers ago.

(Source: reddit.com)

All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!
The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!

The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

What You Thought Drinking Was Like When You Were 10

When you’re little, you THINK you know what being drunk is like, because of cartoons and comics and tv shows, but when you get older and start actually getting drunk on a regular basis, you eventually find out that your perceptions at age 10 were actually, well, COMPLETELY RIGHT:

1. You See A Lot Of Pink Elephants

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Drinking too much always causes you hallucinate and see things that aren’t really there, including, most commonly, tiny pink elephants who can fly. It’s similar to the phenomenon when you’re really hungry and your friend’s head turns into a hamburger, only drunker and more elephanty.

2. Bubbles Float Out Of Your Head

When you’re drunk, 2-5 little bubbles will constantly be coming out of your head and floating around your general face area. Are these bubbles made of beer? Probably. But now everyone’s gonna see the bubbles and know you’re drunk.

3. A Lampshade Ends Up On Your Head At Some Point

Literally every single time you drink alcohol, the night will end with a lampshade on your head. Presumably, you will get so intoxicated, you will think you are the “Life of the Party” and yell “Hey look at me, I’m the Life Of The Party!” and take a lampshade and put it on your head to confirm this fact.

Finish reading What You Thought Drinking Was Like When You Were 10

What would YOUR cologne smell like?

Finish reading If They Made Colognes For How People Actually Smell

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All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!
Finish reading The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!

Finish reading The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.
Read The Honest Rules of Bowling

Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.

Read The Honest Rules of Bowling

The History of Beer Drinking

See what the ‘Present Day' looks like

Illustration done by the very talented Matthew Sargent. Follow his Tumblr: Skipping Infinity

Now This is How You Play Beer Pong in the Winter
See, it’s got the special labels so you can tell it’s cold.

Now This is How You Play Beer Pong in the Winter

See, it’s got the special labels so you can tell it’s cold.

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15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer
1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%
2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.
3. It’s cheaper.
4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.
5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.
6. Waters have sharks in them!
7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.
8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.
9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!
10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer

1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%

2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.

3. It’s cheaper.

4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.

5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.

6. Waters have sharks in them!

7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.

8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.

9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!

10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.