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How to Turn Your Toilet Into Game of Thrones
All men must poop.

How to Turn Your Toilet Into Game of Thrones

All men must poop.

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1. Get psyched. Spring cleaning! Here we go! You’re a grownup!

 2. Well, not even a grownup can clean without music. Maybe you should just make a fun playlist real quick before— NO. No distractions. Cleaning.

 3. Okay. First things first. That huge messy pile of papers and mail on your desk.

 4. Wow, you really don’t want to go through all those pieces of paper.

5. Just, uh…make the huge messy pile into a smaller, slightly tidier pile.

 6. Whoa. There was so much dust under those papers. How is there this much dust in your room? Where is it COMING from? HOW???

 7. Sweep up shocking amounts of dust into a dustpan.

 8. Notice the line of dirt created by the gap between the floor and the dustpan.

 9. Sweep that up.

 10. But now there’s another line.

 11. AGGHHHH.

 12. Eh, that’s good enough for your room. Time for the kitchen!

Click for MORE: An Honest Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

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Runaway Porta-Potty in High Speed Winds

Hey, when you gotta go, You gotta go.

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Click to see more: 11 Terrible Roommates You’re Lucky Not to Live With

Living with other people is always hard. It’s especially hard when the other person is crazy. Here’s 11 pictures showing the challenges of living with roommates, ranging from harmless pranks to pure insanity.

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The 5 Weirdos You'll Meet in the Bathroom »
Perfect Bathroom Sticker Prank to Make People Look Like Idiots
C’mon stupid paper towels, I said please!

Perfect Bathroom Sticker Prank to Make People Look Like Idiots

C’mon stupid paper towels, I said please!

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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

The Comfort Wipe - ”Being a big guy has it’s advantages. And it’s disadvantages.” This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can’t reach (or don’t feel like reaching). But, in case you didn’t get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can’t reach because he’s too “big” or “they” are too big, or something else I don’t want to hear about, ever, thanks. 

Had a bad idea? Probably not as bad as the rest of these

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Ironic List of Things I Hate Written on a Wall
I’m sensing a lot of self-loathing.

Ironic List of Things I Hate Written on a Wall

I’m sensing a lot of self-loathing.

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Toilet Paper Illustrations
Going to the bathroom has never been so traumatic.

Toilet Paper Illustrations

Going to the bathroom has never been so traumatic.

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Don’t Use The Bathrooms in Australia Because Snakes
What a friendly little bugga.

Don’t Use The Bathrooms in Australia Because Snakes

What a friendly little bugga.

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Hardly Working: Pooping Without Your Phone

No email. No Internet. No hope.

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Guy Tries Bidet

I liked Beyonce’s album too, but it definitely didn’t make me feel like that.

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Perfect Scary Fake Hand Shower Prank [Click to animate]
True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.

Perfect Scary Fake Hand Shower Prank [Click to animate]

True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.

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What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door
Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.

What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door

Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.

What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door
Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.

What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door

Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.