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The Adventures of Jim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong Un is back for a season 2, and this time he’s bringing with him his most trusty sidekick: basketball player Dennis Rodman.

What Your Favorite NBA Playoff Team Says About You
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What Your Favorite NBA Playoff Team Says About You

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What Your Favorite NBA Playoff Team Says About You

What Your Favorite NBA Playoff Team Says About You
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What Your Favorite NBA Playoff Team Says About You

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Genius Custom Basketball Jersey 
His stats have greatly increased this season, from “the bottom” to “here.”

Genius Custom Basketball Jersey

His stats have greatly increased this season, from “the bottom” to “here.”

(Source: reddit.com)

NBA Player Pump Fakes Opponents.. at the Free Throw Line

That’s 1 point for the basket and 2 for flinching.

(Source: youtube.com)

March Mad Men  

What you call madness was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

(Source: youtube.com)

Need advice on filling out a winning bracket for March Madness? Are you single and having trouble finding the right person? I don’t have time to answer all of your questions for either of those subjects so instead I’m going to give you some tips that apply for both. You can decide for yourself if the advice is for your bracket or your love life.
Tip 1: Accept that the odds are against you 
First things first, you need to accept reality: you don’t stand a chance. Accept that there are experts out there who have spent many long nights in bed gathering statistics by watching and studying game tape. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense that you become a winner, but math only has so much influence. The human element involved makes everything unpredictable so prepare for the worst, but get ready for a wild ride full of upsets and Cinderellas. Tip 
2: Nobody is perfect 
You don’t have to get everything right in order to be a winner this spring. In fact, the odds of everything being perfect are stacked against you and unrealistic to begin with. The media makes you think that everything has to be perfect but very few people ever actually achieve perfection—and they probably cheated in one way or another. This is real life and it’s different. Look at your parents: do they have everything perfect? No, and they have been doing this a lot longer than you. Give yourself a break and just choose what makes you happy. Also, don’t pick any 16’s: they have never won ever and it’s a federal offense in most states.
Finish reading 5 Tips To Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Love Life

Need advice on filling out a winning bracket for March Madness? Are you single and having trouble finding the right person? I don’t have time to answer all of your questions for either of those subjects so instead I’m going to give you some tips that apply for both. You can decide for yourself if the advice is for your bracket or your love life.

Tip 1: Accept that the odds are against you

First things first, you need to accept reality: you don’t stand a chance. Accept that there are experts out there who have spent many long nights in bed gathering statistics by watching and studying game tape. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense that you become a winner, but math only has so much influence. The human element involved makes everything unpredictable so prepare for the worst, but get ready for a wild ride full of upsets and Cinderellas. Tip

2: Nobody is perfect

You don’t have to get everything right in order to be a winner this spring. In fact, the odds of everything being perfect are stacked against you and unrealistic to begin with. The media makes you think that everything has to be perfect but very few people ever actually achieve perfection—and they probably cheated in one way or another. This is real life and it’s different. Look at your parents: do they have everything perfect? No, and they have been doing this a lot longer than you. Give yourself a break and just choose what makes you happy. Also, don’t pick any 16’s: they have never won ever and it’s a federal offense in most states.

Finish reading 5 Tips To Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Love Life

Basketball Band Percussionist Goes Crazy For MOAR COWBELL

Are you suffering from March Madness? Ask your doctor for a prescription of “More Cowbell” today!

(Source: youtube.com)

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WOW did you see Obama’s Bracket?? This is gonna be bad

WOW did you see Obama’s Bracket?? This is gonna be bad

Jake and Amir: March Madness Pt. 7 

The march towards madness continues.

Space Jam 2 needs to happen, it’s going to happen, and after seeing LeBron on The Tonight Show, it MUST happen. 

LeBron stepped onto Jimmy Fallon’s court for a 1980’s rap battle and 1-one-1 game of wastepaper basketball. I think it’s safe to say that Jimmy Fallon’s move to host of The Tonight Show is (ready for it)… a slam dunk. I think it’s also safe to say that Shaq isn’t any danger of losing his title as the “best” NBA player turned rapper. 

I feel certain this is the greatest thing that’s ever been done with three-hole punch college ruled paper. 

She must really be pulling for the Heat this year.

She must really be pulling for the Heat this year.

(Source: reddit.com)

Proof that NBA players are abusing pixie dust.

Proof that NBA players are abusing pixie dust.

(Source: reddit.com)