Do I have to?
Roommate Confessions: Your Dog Licked My Balls [Click for more]
Hey! You were always a great roomate but your dog was a piece of shit. It shed everywhere and chewed up my nintendo 64 and Xbox and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. Your dog also loves to lick things, especially your face. So to get you back I spread peanut butter all over my balls and let your dog lick it off. It felt good. You came home shortly after and your dog gave you a big wet kiss. I hope my balls taste good!
Well that was incredibly disturbing. If you have any non-peanut butter related confessions (Jelly will do) then submit them straight to our Tumblr. We read everything.
You have to air it out somehow.
Now there’s no need to scare all the kids at Chuck E. Cheese.
You gotta admit, these guys are pretty ballsy.
“After a sexual health lesson in high school, a classmate approached me and asked me “Are balls filled with air like boobs are?””
Now he won’t have to share that costume with any younger siblings
At this speed, the dogs are only aging 5x faster than we do.