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The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

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It’s hard to meat good friends like that.

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Datz: Why be good when you can just pander?

Datz: Why be good when you can just pander?

Bacon Bad 
This bleu cheese is making me feel weird.

Bacon Bad 

This bleu cheese is making me feel weird.

(Source: twitter.com)

You Can Now Purchase a Glass Of Bacon So the World is Perfect
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.

You Can Now Purchase a Glass Of Bacon So the World is Perfect

Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.

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I get base pay plus commission, which is bacon.

I get base pay plus commission, which is bacon.

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Bacon and Egg is Only Portrait Ron Swanson Would Want of Himself
You’re going to need a tougher fork.

Bacon and Egg is Only Portrait Ron Swanson Would Want of Himself

You’re going to need a tougher fork.

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Jim Gaffigan Accurately Predicted the Future of Breakfast

All great artists steal. Even food ones.

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Rough Love: If She Knows Star Wars, It’s True Love [Click for more]
Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry
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Rough Love: If She Knows Star Wars, It’s True Love [Click for more]

Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry

Is the force strong in your GF/BF/LF/MF? Submit your own Rough Love stories to our inbox. We just learned to read so send them our way.

BEST PICTURES OF THE WEEK [Click for more]

You deserve this.

Lonely Breakfast Rap

Not all eggs come over easy.

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Dolphin Shaped Bacon is Your New Favorite Bacon
Now you can make your own Sea World, just with thick, fatty grease.

Dolphin Shaped Bacon is Your New Favorite Bacon

Now you can make your own Sea World, just with thick, fatty grease.

(Source: niknak79)

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click for all]
It’s all part of a well balanced meal. 

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click for all]

It’s all part of a well balanced meal. 

6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student 

Breathe. Relax throat muscles. Inhale that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.