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Please Don’t Stick Stuff Up Your Butt: 16 Strange X-Rays of Things People Have Put Up There

Just a friendly reminder from your favorite proctologist, Dr. Butt.

1. Candy Cane

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2. iPod

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3. Sunglasses

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4. Glass Bottle

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5. A Vibrator AND Salad Tongs

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This Guy Went to a Magic: The Gathering Tournament and Took Selfies With Exposed Butt Cracks

Redditor OB1FBM went to one of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments in history and surfaced with these hilarious, yet somehow profound ass crack portraits. Looks like someone summoned Creature - The Friendzoned.  

Antelope Sniffs Other Antelope’s Butt, Doesn’t Like What He Finds
Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.

Antelope Sniffs Other Antelope’s Butt, Doesn’t Like What He Finds

Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.

(Source: reddit.com)

Butt Pudding, You Gotta Try It

Chocolate on the inside.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Best Extra Credit Assignment On Any Test
Skinnier than a whale butt yet more toned than a dolphin’s.

The Best Extra Credit Assignment On Any Test

Skinnier than a whale butt yet more toned than a dolphin’s.

(Source: reddit.com)

In The Butt-I Mean In De Buurt Restaurant
I said wurt wurt.

In The Butt-I Mean In De Buurt Restaurant

I said wurt wurt.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

15 Pictures That Will Confuse Your Boner [Click for more]

Mommy, why is Woody making my privates buzz?

Man is Overjoyed by the Site of Sexy Butts
Either that or he’s a huge fan of passenger seat windows.

Man is Overjoyed by the Site of Sexy Butts

Either that or he’s a huge fan of passenger seat windows.

Excuse Me Miss, But It Appears Your Neck Pillow is a Butt
I like big, comfortable neck pillows and I cannot lie.

Excuse Me Miss, But It Appears Your Neck Pillow is a Butt

I like big, comfortable neck pillows and I cannot lie.

Do He Got a Booty? These People DOOOOOO [Click for more booty]

Hear that? That’s Sir-Mix-a-Lot planning his comeback single.

Kid Pulls Down Girl’s Pants, Gives Us a Wink
Player from birth.

Kid Pulls Down Girl’s Pants, Gives Us a Wink

Player from birth.

(Source: reddit.com)

Girl’s Butt Sweat Looks Like Bat Signal
This one frame somehow makes more sense than everything in the movie Batman And Robin.

Girl’s Butt Sweat Looks Like Bat Signal

This one frame somehow makes more sense than everything in the movie Batman And Robin.

(Source: College Humor)

Woman Moving Her Butt Cheeks to Beethoven Symphony

She Baroque it down.

(Source: youtube.com)

Woman’s Butt is Absorbing Street Sign
FEED ME! FEEEED ME!

Woman’s Butt is Absorbing Street Sign

FEED ME! FEEEED ME!

(Source: funnypica.com)

MMA Fighter Danny Mainus Sounds Like ‘My Anus’

He should probably get that checked out.

(Source: youtube.com)