“I went to visit a friend in Key West and ended up getting so drunk I ran off and ended up passing out in the bushes of a Burger King drive-thu. I was awoken by 6 cops that didn’t seem too happy. One of the cops asked if I had taken any drugs or alcohol that evening. My response was “Sir, I won’t lie I haven’t taken any drugs but I’m fucking wasted.” All of the cops started laughing and eventually drove me back to my friend’s apartment. I found out later they took photos of me while I was passed out and managed to send them to my friend.”
In your hand!
BuzzFeed put together this awesome GIF article recapping our Bacon Sundae Battle
Spoiler Alert: WE WON!
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Japanese Man Orders Whopper With 1050 Bacon Strips
He was the happiest man on Earth until he had a heart attack in the middle of Burger King.
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5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet
The Party Car (Version 1) -Furnish the interior of your car with a disco ball, black lights, and white fur on the dashboard. Dress in flashy clothes and wear dark sunglasses. When you pull up at the cashier’s window, crank the tunes and ask the cashier, who you can now see is a teenage girl, if she wants to party in your car. She will have no idea how to respond! But then she does respond, saying that she gets off at 9 o’clock and could you pick her up then? Consider saying yes to this; she is clearly too young for you, but it has been a pretty serious drought since you broke up things off with your fiancée during The Mumbler prank. Suddenly imagine Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator” waiting for you when you show up at 9. Quickly drive away.
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Expectations vs Reality: Fast Food
The only thing faster than the food preparation is how quickly you’re disappointed.
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