Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video - EXTENDED VERSION (PARODY)
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna when they come for Elle Woods.
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Here’s the Lion Dog that Sparked a 911 Call
What’s the police code for “adorable dog grooming”?
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“Hey remember when I asked you if you had seen my digitial camera and you said no. Well I found it in your room. So remember when school ended and you asked me if I had seen your calculator, calculus book, as well as your engineering economics book, I sold them and actually got about $300 bucks for them all and that mysterious phone tip that the cops got about where you guys smoked pot at, it was me as well. Don’t light a fire you can’t put out.. DOUCHE”
Roommate Confessions - I sold your books.
Woman Incorrectly Written Up for Prostitution
What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?
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The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion
Some one must have had a late night at the office.
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22 Pictures of People Who Should Not be Dressed as Spider-Man
Tomorrow “The Amazing Spider-Man” will hit theaters and people will finally be able to answer the question no one was asking: Is Spider-Man better played by Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield? Whoever emerges the superior spider, either of them would be better than these 24 would-be Spider-Men who are too fat, skinny, sad, depraved, or out of place to wear the suit well.
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Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody
Stop what you’re doing and watch this. Just trust us on this one.
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I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
Man with Bizarre Name Arrested
Well this is absolutely greatest name we have ever seen. Bonus points because it’s on a mugshot.
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It was nice of the cop to take the picture before slamming him down to the pavement.
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Guy Shines Laser Pointer at Helicopter, is Instantly Arrested
He did make the cute girl in homeroom laugh, so it was worth it.
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Hardly Working: Crazy Night - CollegeHumor Classic
It’s criminal how much fun we have when we go out.
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“Hey Javon, you know how you smelled like shit all year and kept stealing from my wallet thinking I didn’t know? Well, last time you decided to fuck with me, I left my laptop’s webcam on and caught you on video stealing money from me. Enjoy getting arrested you dirty thieving bastard.”
This week’s Roommate Confessions get real
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I Fought the Law: Issue #25
So my junior year of high school, my friends and I were making a video for my English class. We were already a few days past the due date so we needed to finish filming that night. Well, the particular scene we were working on involved all four of us walking down the street wielding guns and swords. We all planned on using obviously fake weapons. My friend didn’t have a fake… but he did have a 12 gauge hunting shotgun. We decided it was good enough and made sure that we did the scene quickly to avoid drawing attention to ourselves. Five minutes after we had finished filming we started to hear sirens in the distance, so we took all of our props and put them inside. We were waiting in my friends house for about two minutes when I decided that it was probably just a coincidence and started to walk outside. Once i walked out the door and past my friends garage I notice a police officer across the street pointing a M1A4 strait at my head and he screams for me to get down and put my hands on my head—so I did. It’s not until I’m down on the ground that I notice around ten more officers all equipped with Kevlar vests, assault rifles and shotguns. There were also three more cars driving up. After a few minutes of questioning and pat-downs the police officers share a laugh with us about the footage that we got earlier that day, and also offered to vouch for us just in case our teacher asked us why we haven’t turned in our video yet.
Check out more of this week’s best user-submitted run ins with the law
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