Follow Us

CollegeHumor Staff Blog

It’s great that so many 10-year-olds feel confident in themselves.

(Source: College Humor)

Questions & Answers: Lamp Shades

Nothin’ like good old fashioned information.

(Source: youtube.com)

How to be a Secret Agent
Step 1: Ask on Yahoo

How to be a Secret Agent

Step 1: Ask on Yahoo

When Should You Use Your Bright Beams?
It’s the kind of rule that applies to everyone but you.

When Should You Use Your Bright Beams?

It’s the kind of rule that applies to everyone but you.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kid Explains How He Got Answer
I think he’s been studying a lot of elementary Buddhism.

Kid Explains How He Got Answer

I think he’s been studying a lot of elementary Buddhism.

Reply All: Unfriendly Campus, Brotherly Competition, Negging

Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.


Do internet relationships work? – P.T, Des Moines
Internet relationships sound great in theory. You can spend 15 minutes perfectly crafting a casual-but-hilarious response to every message and defy the laws of physics with your biceps. Of course, the problem with all of this is that you’re essentially just dating a photoshopped version of someone. And everything thing that makes the relationship easy—like ability to have long, meaningful conversations with them while taking a shit—can warp you into the kid who treats his love life like a sexy game of Farmville (water relationship, wait three hours, receive boob pix). Want a pen pal? Go wild. Want a relationship? Keep it offline. Boobs look better IRL anyway.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhyehdzzkl1qe41f4o1_500.gif

If you’re approaching a two-set at the club and trying to F-close how long do you cold read before negging to demonstrate value? – Ryan

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wigg-out.gif
Oh. Oh, buddy. No.

Click here for full post

Need advice? You can tweet at @marinarachael, comment below, or ask on our tumblr. Check back next Tuesday to see if your question was answered!

13 Pictures of Smart-Ass Answers
Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.

13 Pictures of Smart-Ass Answers

Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.

Summary of WWII Using Sound Effects
See also, the Trojan War: Creak creak neigh clang clang clang yargh.  

Summary of WWII Using Sound Effects

See also, the Trojan War: Creak creak neigh clang clang clang yargh.  

(Source: College Humor)

Worst Final Jeopardy Answer of All Time

The real question is, how does she know who that is?

(Source: College Humor)


Where Does Fertilization Usually Occur?


Trick question, the infundibulum is the frat house of a woman’s body.

Trick question, the infundibulum is the frat house of a woman’s body.

(Source: College Humor)


What is Love Test Answer


He always Haddaway with words.

He always Haddaway with words.

(Source: College Humor)


Math Machine Doodle

How do you show your work?

How do you show your work?

(Source: College Humor)

I Found Something Funny Online - Cheating Edition

I Found Something Funny Online - Cheating Edition

(Source: College Humor)