When Should You Use Your Bright Beams?
It’s the kind of rule that applies to everyone but you.
(Source: reddit.com)
Reply All: Unfriendly Campus, Brotherly Competition, Negging
Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.
Do internet relationships work? – P.T, Des Moines
Internet relationships sound great in theory. You can spend 15 minutes perfectly crafting a casual-but-hilarious response to every message and defy the laws of physics with your biceps. Of course, the problem with all of this is that you’re essentially just dating a photoshopped version of someone. And everything thing that makes the relationship easy—like ability to have long, meaningful conversations with them while taking a shit—can warp you into the kid who treats his love life like a sexy game of Farmville (water relationship, wait three hours, receive boob pix). Want a pen pal? Go wild. Want a relationship? Keep it offline. Boobs look better IRL anyway.
If you’re approaching a two-set at the club and trying to F-close how long do you cold read before negging to demonstrate value? – Ryan
Oh. Oh, buddy. No.
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13 Pictures of Smart-Ass Answers
Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.
Summary of WWII Using Sound Effects
See also, the Trojan War: Creak creak neigh clang clang clang yargh.
(Source: College Humor)
Worst Final Jeopardy Answer of All Time
The real question is, how does she know who that is?
(Source: College Humor)
