Ancient Guardian Doesn’t Want to Wake Up
Ancient, slumbering gods prefer to stay ancient and slumbering.
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Ninja Turtles Theme - The Michael Bay Version
We’ve updated the classic TMNT theme to reflect Michael Bay’s changes.
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Maker Vs. Marker: Street Fighter Stop Motion Drawing Fights Hand
Doodling is a very violent hobby.
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It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy.
Choose your ending:
10 Kid’s Cartoons Referencing Movies and Shows for Adults
“The Dude” from The Big Lebowski featured in both Powerpuff Girls and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.
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8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
Totoro is the God of Death.
Hayao Miyazaki is known for his beautiful, sprawling animated films that wrestle with some pretty hefty topics. And in kids movies that deal with spirit worlds and what not, it makes sense that the idea of mortality might lurk somewhere in the background. But HOLY SHIT, THE GOD OF DEATH?!
The idea here is that when Mei goes missing, she actually drowns. And since Totoro helps Satsuki find Mei, he is thus a gatekeeper to the realm of the dead. Therefore anyone who can see him is actually on the verge of receiving his wrath. But… they also find Mei at the end. And everything’s OK. AND Totoro then makes a tree grow really big really fast. Last time I checked, trees tend to be a pretty common symbol of life. Which makes him a pretty terrible GOD OF DEATH. Look, not everything has to be a reflection of our universal fear of mortality. So can we all just cool it? Let us ENJOY the goddamn movie. And go to therapy. Keep Reading
8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
The Rugrats are just a figment of Angelica’s tortured imagination.
Goddamn, these people must think every Nickelodeon writers room was run by Franz Kafka. Apparently because Angelica has no real, meaningful connection with family or loved ones, she constructs younger, (literally) infantile playmates to belittle as an outlet for her rage. Thus, the babies are all actually dead or made up: Tommy died soon after childbirth, Chuckie died in the car crash which killed his mom, and Phil and Lil are Angelica’s bizarre imaginary reaction to the news of the their mother having a stillborn baby. Oof. Look. There are works of art that really do wrestle with this type of disturbing existential unrest, and then there are cartoons whose main character is a baby in a diaper named Tommy Pickles. And come on, is it not enough for you that there was an ACTUAL episode of this show which ended with Chuckie and his father literally UNZIPPING THEIR SKIN, REVEALING THEMSELVES TO BE ALIENS, THEN TAKING OFF IN A SPACESHIP AND FLYING BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET?? A MOMENT THAT WAS NEVER ADDRESSED AGAIN?! Get your priorities straight, numbskulls. The Rugrats universe has bigger fish to fry. Keep Reading
Bear and Shark Keep Active in Retirement
Run fast, die old.
Colors of the Wind: Stoner Edition
In the spirit of weed… Watch the.. spirit.. of weed… woah
