From light beer to martinis, we’ve got you nailed.
The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.
Who needs actual magic when you have the power of illusion?
It had to happen eventually: Bruce Wayne teams up with Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin to fight crime and melt faces.
Woo-hoo! Captain America is #1. Suck it, Axis of Evil! …Wait… what’s that? Captain America is 24th in reading comprehension AND couldn’t solve a math problem to save his life. Aw, bummer.
Just in time for the Independence Day weekend, FoxADHD has put out a brand new updated version of Captain America’s theme song based on world statistics. It turns out that Captain America is really good at using electricity and driving gas-guzzling SUVs, but not so good at watching his weight.
Damn you, Fox animators and your socialist America-hating views. I’m going to write you a stern internet comment — right after I chug this 2 liter soda.
Saving the world is so mainstream now.
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What Klondike Wanted Was A Sexy Date Night…He Got a Child
A cool crossover between Trey Parker’s and Matt Stone’s brainchildren.
Love is love, even if you’re made of food.
Do your civic duty, fuckface.
I’ll take a cheeseburger and make that a dopple.
Oops. I blinked and missed the Bronze Age.