Forgot the attachment.
Finally said hi to her office crush but they didn’t hear her because she said it too quietly and then they looked up and saw her staring at them expectantly and were totally weirded out.
Roommate Confessions: Your Dog Licked My Balls [Click for more]
Hey! You were always a great roomate but your dog was a piece of shit. It shed everywhere and chewed up my nintendo 64 and Xbox and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. Your dog also loves to lick things, especially your face. So to get you back I spread peanut butter all over my balls and let your dog lick it off. It felt good. You came home shortly after and your dog gave you a big wet kiss. I hope my balls taste good!
Well that was incredibly disturbing. If you have any non-peanut butter related confessions (Jelly will do) then submit them straight to our Tumblr. We read everything.
Shake it fast. Watch yourself. Show me what these weird-ass GIFS are workin’ with.
20 Pawsitively Ruff Pet Store Puns [Click for more]
To be fair, pet stores that don’t use puns In their names shouldn’t exist.
Thought Edward Snowden was a character on Game of Thrones.
Farted super loudly in a public bathroom and then realized someone else was in there.
8 Animals That Can’t Believe They Just Did That [Click for more]
Bear Opens Car Door [Click to watch]
Dog Guards Water Bowl From Tiger [Click to watch]
“I ain’t afraid of no cat.”
Biker vs Falcon [Click to watch]
“We’re gonna need a bigger bike.”
Now you can make your own Sea World, just with thick, fatty grease.
We can’t move here. This is sloth country.
Dog is man’s best friend and, well, your buddies sure make you do crazy shit.
Awww… He’s so adorable when he murders pedestrians.