There will be barf.
There will be barf
Finish reading The 6 Most Annoying Drunk People at your Party
Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.
Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it.
What’s more refreshing than diving into a swimming pool? Diving into alcohol that tastes like a swimming pool.
Finish reading 5 New Cocktails for Summer
Wait till you hear what beer says when it gets drunk.
Read If Beer Could Talk
The morning after is the perfect time to ponder “Dude, Where’s My Car?” and other great mysteries of life
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHIT!
Don’t you want to go where everybody is really snarky?
Finish reading The 12 Bottles In Your College Liquor Cabinet
It’s not meth that’s addicting, it’s Breaking Bad.
If you didn’t wake up today with a shot of tequila, a sombrero, and a vaguely racist notion of what Cinco De Mayo is all about, you shouldn’t have woken up at all.