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How You Actually See Wine Bottles [Finish me!]
It was a good choice.
(Source: Laughing Squid)
1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%
2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.
3. It’s cheaper.
4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.
5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.
6. Waters have sharks in them!
7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.
8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.
9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!
10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.
Which one do you relate to most?
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What You’ll Need
- One Deck of Cards
- One Bottle of Red Wine
How It’s Played
This is a fun twist on the classic card game Memory. Place the all cards face down and flip them over two at a time, trying to find a pair of matching numbers. Drink every time you don’t get a match drink for a number of seconds equal to the sum of the numbers on the cards. This is a game that gets harder the more you drink. I mean, you’re drinking to forget anyway. Why not make a game of it?
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Angry Goatface Hopfuck IPA
Sick of all these weak-ass beers with barely any hop flavor? So are we! That’s why the brewers at Angry Goatface made this seriously hoppy IPA - the Hopfuck. It’ll fuck your face with hops. Take a sip — it’s like someone pulling your tongue out of your mouth with a pair of rusty pliers. 90% of you will hate this beer, but 10% of you will love it more than anything else and never shut up about it. That’s our promise to you.
Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic
The sweet taste of fruit, the sugary smack of berries, the saccharine flavor of rasp. These are just some of the flavors you’ll experience with one sip of Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic. Fruit forward with undertones of more fruit, this beer will set you on an adventure through flavors ranging from “syrupy” to “cloying”. “Is this even a beer?” you’ll ask. You tell us!
Steel Cabin “Not Bud” Lager
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