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If I Were You: The Weiner Game

Help, someone has a picture of my weiner (that I flopped onto a desk at school).

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Finish the Flowchart: Should You Get That Tattoo? [Click for thrilling end]

Spoiler alert: probably not.

Episode 21: The Weiner Game

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In this episode we discuss blackmail, breaking the ice, and believing in yourself. The big three.

If I Were You: Brain Surgery

A weekly advice podcast with Amir Blumenfeld and Jake Hurwitz.

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9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
Cosmopolitan, the magazine and website for 1000+ sex tips (monthly) is bound to dole out some bad advice every now and then. The subreddit ShitCosmoSays collects these real images and screenshots and man are they weird.

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine

Cosmopolitan, the magazine and website for 1000+ sex tips (monthly) is bound to dole out some bad advice every now and then. The subreddit ShitCosmoSays collects these real images and screenshots and man are they weird.

How To Totally NAIL Internet Haters [Click for the last 2 TIPS - Free of charge]

Why ignore internet commenters when you can just constantly furiously respond to them? 

Why Do Bad Things Happen? [Click to finish and learn the truth]

YouTube’s Comedy Week starts today! 

The Six Habits You Need to Break After Graduation [Click for full post]
Ah whatever we can grow up once we’re grown up. Right?

The Six Habits You Need to Break After Graduation [Click for full post]

Ah whatever we can grow up once we’re grown up. Right?

8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket [Click for more]
Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue

8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket [Click for more]

  1. Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
  2. Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
  3. Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
  4. Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue

The IT Department at Cosmopolitan Magazine [Click for more]

Keep your connection at full strength with these sexy tips.

 

The 15 Lessons Liz Lemon Has Taught All of Us [Click for full lesson plan]

Oh blarg! 30 Rock’s show is ending tonight, but the memories will live on in our hearts, and in our ability to now shotgun pizzas. Let us never forget the true wisdom Liz Lemon, and all of the 30 Rock cast, instilled in us. LEMON OUT. Continue

A Pastor’s Relationship Advice
The -az family has since changed their suffix.

A Pastor’s Relationship Advice

The -az family has since changed their suffix.

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How to Live Life on Expert Mode [Click for more tips]

Turn your office into YOUR OFFICE.

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]
Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]

Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.