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The Six Habits You Need to Break After Graduation [Click for full post]
Ah whatever we can grow up once we’re grown up. Right?

The Six Habits You Need to Break After Graduation [Click for full post]

Ah whatever we can grow up once we’re grown up. Right?

8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket [Click for more]
Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue

8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket [Click for more]

  1. Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
  2. Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
  3. Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
  4. Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue

The IT Department at Cosmopolitan Magazine [Click for more]

Keep your connection at full strength with these sexy tips.

 

The 15 Lessons Liz Lemon Has Taught All of Us [Click for full lesson plan]

Oh blarg! 30 Rock’s show is ending tonight, but the memories will live on in our hearts, and in our ability to now shotgun pizzas. Let us never forget the true wisdom Liz Lemon, and all of the 30 Rock cast, instilled in us. LEMON OUT. Continue

A Pastor’s Relationship Advice
The -az family has since changed their suffix.

A Pastor’s Relationship Advice

The -az family has since changed their suffix.

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How to Live Life on Expert Mode [Click for more tips]

Turn your office into YOUR OFFICE.

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]
Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]

Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.

The Worst Sex Advice Ever
Then cut into him a little bit to see if he’s done.

The Worst Sex Advice Ever

Then cut into him a little bit to see if he’s done.

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REPLY ALL: Christmas, Hail Mary, Star Wars, Sexy Rap Videos [Click for full post]
Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.
My problem is that I prefer watching star wars to talking to real people, and thus have no friends. This would be fine except that I’m lonely. – Alex, via Tumblr

You got this. Star Wars isn’t exactly an underground indie flick. There are millions of people who love that franchise and at least a couple hundred thousand like it better than they like other people. THOSE ARE YOUR PEOPLE. Find them, and talk to them about how other people suck. [Keep Reading]

Need advice? You can tweet at @marinarachael, comment below, or ask on our tumblr. Check back next Tuesday to see if your question was answered!

REPLY ALL: Christmas, Hail Mary, Star Wars, Sexy Rap Videos [Click for full post]

Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

My problem is that I prefer watching star wars to talking to real people, and thus have no friends. This would be fine except that I’m lonely. – Alex, via Tumblr

You got this. Star Wars isn’t exactly an underground indie flick. There are millions of people who love that franchise and at least a couple hundred thousand like it better than they like other people. THOSE ARE YOUR PEOPLE. Find them, and talk to them about how other people suck. [Keep Reading]

Need advice? You can tweet at @marinarachael, comment below, or ask on our tumblr. Check back next Tuesday to see if your question was answered!

Need Advice?

A new edition of our advice column, Reply All, comes out tomorrow and Marina needs questions to answer! Got a problem? Reply below or hit our ask box

REPLY ALL: Friend-zone, Early Classes, and Slacking Off [Full Post]

Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

Ok so there was this cute girl at my school. I noticed her and introduced myself and she gave me her number. Well, about 40 texts in she told me she had a boyfriend but would love to be friends. I said ok but now we have been texting and hanging out for around a month. We have a lot in common and now it has gone from thinking she is cute to a crush. She still has a boyfriend though. What should i do? – Anonymous, via Tumblr

You should think about how many floats you want in the parade celebrating your election to Mayor of friend zone. In my professional girl opinion, this babe is not planning on making out with you. Maybe she likes the attention or (more likely) she generally thinks you’re a cool dude, but either way she’s got a boyfriend and you’ve got to acknowledge that.

The Internet loves to make girls the villains in a friend zone situation, but you’ve got to accept some responsibility as well on this one. She told you that she had a boyfriend and you let yourself entertain the idea of her as a romantic option anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been there too. I have politely introduced myself to girlfriends and said “Hey, I’m Marina! Great to meet you!” when what I really meant was “Great to meet you! Here’s hoping your relationship falls apart so I can swoop in, console, and hit that!”

The truth is that you’re kind of just setting yourself up to have your heart clomped to pieces. If you want to keep hanging out with this girl without losing your mind, you’ve got to realize she’s off the table as a make out buddy. [Keep Reading]

Need advice? You can tweet at @marinarachael, comment below, or ask on our tumblr. Check back next Tuesday to see if your question was answered!

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]
Dear Marina, I recently had to deal with telling a friend that I didn’t have the same feelings for her that she has for me. This is after she cut all of her hair off because I tweeted that I find short hair sexy on women. I swear to God. Also my ex drives past my house every few weeks. So how do I handle these situations? I want a girl’s perspective and you’re smart as shit. Hook a brother up? — AVB, via Tumblr 

So your dick is too big for your pants and you’ve got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can’t walk around being all.
Try to be respectful of these situations and consider that it absolutely sucks to put yourself out there and then have your crush shut you down. Because if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it will. [Keep Reading]

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]

Dear Marina, I recently had to deal with telling a friend that I didn’t have the same feelings for her that she has for me. This is after she cut all of her hair off because I tweeted that I find short hair sexy on women. I swear to God. Also my ex drives past my house every few weeks. So how do I handle these situations? I want a girl’s perspective and you’re smart as shit. Hook a brother up? — AVB, via Tumblr

So your dick is too big for your pants and you’ve got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can’t walk around being all.

Try to be respectful of these situations and consider that it absolutely sucks to put yourself out there and then have your crush shut you down. Because if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it will. [Keep Reading]

How To Talk To Girls

This kid must be swimming in cooties.

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