In this episode we discuss blackmail, breaking the ice, and believing in yourself. The big three.
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Cosmopolitan, the magazine and website for 1000+ sex tips (monthly) is bound to dole out some bad advice every now and then. The subreddit ShitCosmoSays collects these real images and screenshots and man are they weird.
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- Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
- Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
- Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
- Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue
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My problem is that I prefer watching star wars to talking to real people, and thus have no friends. This would be fine except that I’m lonely. – Alex, via Tumblr
You got this. Star Wars isn’t exactly an underground indie flick. There are millions of people who love that franchise and at least a couple hundred thousand like it better than they like other people. THOSE ARE YOUR PEOPLE. Find them, and talk to them about how other people suck. [Keep Reading]