Sweet Baby Jesus Check Out This F*cking Poncho

F*cking rain f*cking sucks, f*ck.

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Printer for Sale, Works Terribly

Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

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The First iPad Mini TV Ad is Honestly Catchy

Shut down and take my money.

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ATTN London Tumblrs:

This Guy With Cheating Ex Needs a Date to Radiohead Tonight

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Your Parents Want You to Break Up with Barack Obama

But don’t get us wrong, Omar Barack is a very nice boy.

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BBC America Ad Properly Placed

There’s also a TLC ad inside the can.

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Guy Aligns Body with Strip Club Ad

Have you lost weight?

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If College Was A Zoo [Click to continue reading]

Free Shrugs

A little more apathetic than the Free Hugs guy.

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Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”

I thought oil was black gold.

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Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign

Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

(Source: mintyarisato)

Unlimited Whore Service

“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special

Do I have to pay extra for that?

Horrifying Ice Cream Commercial

We’re screaming all right.

(Source: youtube.com)

Please Eat Disabled Passengers

That makes sense. They can’t run away as quickly.

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