"When did we win the lottery?"

When you were seven you had never seen more than forty-five dollars in one place, so the thought that you’d spend that much money on a gift for one person is earth shattering. Do you know how much lemonade you’d have to sell in December to acquire that amount of wealth? Yes, you’re an adult who can do math. When you were seven you could get away with giving mom something you made in art class, but now you have some means of income so a “push pot” just isn’t going to cut it.

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(Source: College Humor)