Full Article: Alright, dudes, I’m Ready for 420
Better late than never.
Mike and Watt Are Up in Smoke [Click to watch]
No, but, do you know?
UC Santa Cruz didn’t have a 4/20. They had an 8/40.
It’s our unofficial way of finding out exactly how high you really are. We know you’ll ace this quiz because you’ve been “studying” for it all day.
Since it’s 4/20 and it’s a Saturday we just assumed you’d be online looking for quizzes to take. Well you’re in luck friend. If everyone finishes within 15 minutes we can watch Rocko’s Modern Life together.
Yo… like, where did memes even come from? Were they, like, birthed out of the cosmos like the rest of existence? Or did Alfred Einstein just toke up and invent LOLcats or whatever? Haha I don’t know, man… What was I saying? Oh yeah, these memes are the dankest.
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.
If you don’t know which person that is then it’s probably YOU.
Find out by taking the easiest quiz
on Earth in the UNIVERSE. No cheating though. I’m looking at you in the back row with you head down. And begin!
Are you more of an Afghan Kush toker or Blue Dream? Find out which weed advertisement suits you best. The outfits do compliment one another. His and hers?
Tell us! We swear we’re not cops*
*Not legally binding
But, in all seriousness, time is just an illusion. There exists only the present instant … There is no yesterday nor any tomorrow, but only NOW. I read that on the back of a Pop-Tarts box.
4/20 is almost here and you know what that means: it’s the perfect time to take a quiz on the Internet that will tell you how much marijuana is in your body right now. Spark up another doobie and enjoy.