October 2nd, 1997
Wow! I made the basketball team! I can hardly believe it – all of that hard work and practice finally paid off. Coach Barker said he saw something special in me. I have the utmost faith in his judgment, and I will do my best to live up to his expectations.
Overall, the team looks absolutely stellar, save for one weird thing: some dog named Buddy followed me to the gym one day, and Coach Barker picked him for Point Guard. The starting Point Guard. There are human kids sitting on the bench because a golden retriever beat them out for the spot. He’s pretty good, but I don’t think he even goes to this school. Is he a foreign exchange pet?
(Source: College Humor)