Parents Let Him Do AnythingThis kid was a bossy asshole who ALWAYS had to have his way. If you played "Batman and Robin," he'd insist on being Batman. If you played "Sonic" for Sega Genesis, you'd be stuck with Tails. Despite being a total JERK,...
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Brian Williams: Good evening. I'm some guy who's not Spongebob Squarepants, and you're watching some network that isn't Nickelodeon. Our top story tonight, the brown man who made Grandpa say a bad word a couple weeks ago continues to talk a lot....
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Dave: Bro, how crazy was last night?Jimmy: It was nuts as balls, dude. I had no idea you could drink that much.Dave: Fourteen Ecto Coolers in one night. I was blitzed out of my skull. Jimmy: Oh man, you probably don't remember then...Dave:...
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You have 'til the count of three to come down from that coffee table, mister. What happens at three is a mystery to you. I could spank you, I suppose. Three swift smacks to the bottom, you run crying to your room, and ten minutes later you've...
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Current affairs are important to everyone. To ensure that the children's menu demographic receives the news that it needs, top stories will be reported by Hannah Frasier, age 8. Grown-ups Are Addicted to Stuff Like Phones and Computers!There was...
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This was Tara Friedman's first day of teaching 2nd grade. She had spent her last four years as a Resident Advisor at UCLA so she did the only thing she knew how to do...Tara: Okay children, ice breakers! Everybody sit around the rug Indian style....
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Dear Diary,Another day, another letter. What the hell is your problem? It has been seven weeks and I haven’t heard a word from you. I’ve written you eleven letters total. Is this how you treat all the kids who write you with their...
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