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Man-O-Vision

Things were a little different when you were a boy...Boy :: Man

Relationshit Advice from your Favorite Celebs.

          Your friends tell you all the time: He's not good enough, She's too fat, YOU deserve better. Your parents are just happy you finally found someone--anyone. Your road to the blissful,...

Bleep Bloop Broadcasting Live

Today at 6:30 (eastern, duh) Pat and I will be broadcasting live from the Bloopcave (aka the office after everyone else has gone out). We'll be talking about videogames, CollegeHumor, Lost, and other things you shouldn't bring up on a first date....

They're Running Out Of Titles For Garfield Books

Art by Owen "Odie" Parsons

Kevin Eubanks needs a job

Dear Kevin,I'm sure you get thousands of fan letters so I understand if you don't reply. Tonight I wept in sorrow knowing that I will no longer be able to slowly drift to sleep listening to your soulful music, and witty banter with Mr. Leno....

WebMD - Better To Be Scared Shitless Than Sorry

Crossword 3

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Crossword 2: It's Like A Wordfind...But Not Really

Answers will be posted laterCrossword #1 answers (i know i know, I screwed up two of them...go cry about it)Across:1. nick3. cupcake7. ransom11. streeterbombs13. meh14. pong15. andybloom16. ericasullivanDown:2: ----mess up...supposed to be...

Crossword 1: if you can finish this, you either work for college humor, have no life, or both

Crossword of The Week (answers will be posted next Monday)

FUN FACTS: The Little-Known Land of Oz

FUN FACTS: The Little-Known Land of OzBy Brandon Scott WolfPhroth Staff WriterTheAmerican musical-fantasy classic The Wizard of Oz (1939), based on the books by L. Frank Baum, changed the landscape of pop culture since its release. After it hit...

Breakup Letter: Physics

Dear Physics,I know this may seem odd, that I'm addressing you in the form of a letter. °t's not the way we normally communicate, but the things I have to say are just too hard to say in person. ¼/div>It's been a long road that we've...

NFL News Feed

Dear Mrs. Slow-Walker

Dear Slow-Walking Girl,Today, as I walked to class, I found myself stuck behind you for an agonizing 22 seconds. Though I tried to get around you numerous times, I was blocked by the upheaval of your enormous cellulite-filled fundament. When I...

Number 4 to become PlayStation exclusive

Number 4 to become PlayStation exclusiveBy Brandon Scott WolfPhroth Staff WriterTOKYO" In a bold marketing move, electronic giant Sony has bought the rights to the number 4 in hopes to corner the numerical video game market before the highly...

Caliendo impersonates a chair, Audience pleased

By Brandon Scott WolfANN ARBOR, Mich. -- The Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase was in side-splitting hysterics after watching Frank Caliendo's brand of funny-for-a-bit stand-up comedy. The crowd was riveted as he successfully impersonated a chair for over...

Bunny Back in Hole, This Time for Good, Age 86

By Brandon Scott WolfBugs Bunny asked, "What's up doc?" The answer, "Leukemia."The Academy Award-winning rabbit passed away after a valiant battle with cancer ended at his home in Brooklyn, N.Y. He was 86 years old.After hearing news of Bunny's...

The Common Case of Xavier Zipper, Preview

By Brandon Scott WolfThe Sundance FIlm Festival has seen a lot of shit lately, but "The Common Case of Xavier Zipper" is a breath of fresh air in an over saturated film market where superhero movies and remakes rule the day. The film which takes...

THONdoms FTPK

By Brandon Scott WolfUNIVERSITY PARK -- The Pennsylvania State University has recently Okayed the sale of THONdoms in support of the kids.Organizations have dubbed these condoms as THONdoms for both their marathon-like lasting ability during...