2. Pac-Man has been drinking for what seems like forever (read: the eighties). He’s got one goal and one goal only: get messed up. Just point him in the direction of a beverage and he’ll drink it. Beer, wine, cherry-flavored vodka, whatever. If it’s alcoholic and it’s within chomping distance, he’ll put it in his mouth. Pac-Man’s so dead-set on getting obliterated that the only way to have a conversation with him is to chase him into a corner and force him to talk to you.
Another downside? He won’t stop until he passes out or dies, so he’ll drink you under the table until there’s gross strawberry-banana vomit on the floor. Pac-Man might have been fun back in the day, but piece of advice? Only go out with him if you’re really, really bored.