My roommate is usually pretty cool about most things except that he has one weird hobby. he collects candles. This wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t light all 17 of them at once making our apartment smell like a New Orleans palm reading vendor. I moved all his candles in the fridge overnight making all his food taste like lavender and set his facebook statuses so that only I could see them. He stopped lighting candles and deleted his facebook out of loneliness. We still live together but now girls don’t think that I live in a monastery. Problem solved.

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(Source: College Humor)