Roommate Confessions: I’m Doing Your Mom [Click for more]
Darren, You know how I always buy you drinks when we party? It’s not just because I’m generous. It’s also because when school ended and your mom came out to help you move, I exchanged numbers with her. We’ve been fuck buddies ever since you and I stopped being roommates. In my defense, she’s a divorcee that looks like a supermodel, she’s fantastic in the sack and I have a thing for older women. I figure the least I owe you is a few drinks.- Anonymous
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Roommate Confessions: I’m Doing Your Mom [Click for more]

Darren, You know how I always buy you drinks when we party? It’s not just because I’m generous. It’s also because when school ended and your mom came out to help you move, I exchanged numbers with her. We’ve been fuck buddies ever since you and I stopped being roommates. In my defense, she’s a divorcee that looks like a supermodel, she’s fantastic in the sack and I have a thing for older women. I figure the least I owe you is a few drinks.
- Anonymous

If you banged someone’s mom or dad then we want to hear about it. Submit your god damn mother and father fucking stories to us right on Tumblr. We accept all confessions.

(Source: College Humor)