Roommate Confessions: I’m Doing Your Mom [Click for more]
Darren, You know how I always buy you drinks when we party? It’s not just because I’m generous. It’s also because when school ended and your mom came out to help you move, I exchanged numbers with her. We’ve been fuck buddies ever since you and I stopped being roommates. In my defense, she’s a divorcee that looks like a supermodel, she’s fantastic in the sack and I have a thing for older women. I figure the least I owe you is a few drinks.
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(Source: College Humor)