Laptop: Hi…hey, would you mind if I…
LANoftheLost: Are you serious? How stupid do you think I am?
Laptop: It was worth a shot.
LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.
Laptop: How about you?
Laptop: No, sorry, I don’t have any passwords right now but if you…
RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate.
Laptop: OK…sorry to bother you.
Linksys: Hey there. You look like you could use a friend. Could you use a friend, baby?
Laptop: I don’t have any passwords, OK?
Linksys: With me, sugar, you don’t need one.
Laptop: OK…how much?
Linksys: Baby, this don’t cost no money. I’m priceless, sugar.
Laptop: How do I know you’re for real?
Linksys: Baby, just ask around. I’ve been with half the laptops on this block. I’m wide open, honey.
Laptop: I like what I’m hearing.
Linksys: Tell me what you want to see. I can show you anything, baby. You want to get on me?
Laptop: Oh yeah, I want on you so bad.
Linksys: Get on me, big boy. Get on me now.
Laptop: I’m on you. I’m on you and I want to see the Internet
Linksys: Yeah, you want to see the Internet? I can show you the Internet. I can show you the Internet all day long.
Laptop: Mmmm. Show me Google.
Linksys: Yeah? You want to see Google? Here’s Google for you, big boy.
Laptop: You’re so good to me.
Linksys: Mmm, I’m giving you so much data. You want some more data? I want to give you what you want.
Laptop: Oh yeah, baby. Show me Facebook.
Linksys: Anything you want, sugar. I want to show it to you. Mmm, I’m yours baby.
Laptop: …Show me Facebook.
Linksys: I want to show it to you, baby.
Laptop: OK, then show it to me. I’m still seeing Google.
Linksys: Baby, I’m gonna show you Facebook so soon. I’ll show you whatever you want to see.
Laptop: Show me Facebook!
Linksys: Not right now, baby. I’m feeling faint.
Laptop: What happened to ‘I’ll show you everything,’ huh? I thought we had something!
Linksys: We did, sugar. We did.
Laptop: No! Where are you going? NO!
Linksys: You knew this couldn’t last forever. Come see me again sometime, big boy.
Linksys: Oh, you should scan yourself for viruses, by the way.
NETGEAR: Hey there, big boy. You look like you could use a friend. Could you use a friend, baby?
(Source: College Humor)