According to my mom, Facebook was only invented 3 years ago. Also, Jesse Eisenberg, not Mark Zuckerberg, was its creator. She’s positive about both of these things because she watched The Social Network.
Somebody hacked my email and sent out spam to a bunch of people including my grandma. My grandma called my mom and asked her why I would send her a request for a penis enlarger. She then sent an email to everyone who it was sent to saying it wasn’t my fault, and I would never send something like that!
My mom still doesn’t understand the fact that the internet and the computer are two separate things. “No, people will not be able to see what’s on your desktop if you send an email.”
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