The Photo Shoot
Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)
Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.
Fly on the Wall
Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.
Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.
Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading