Rough Love: You bring out the best of me

My boyfriend had been pursuing me all night trying to get me to have sex. I wasn’t terribly in the mood but I finally gave in and we proceeded to head into the bedroom. Just as we started going at it he lets out this huge, rank fart and starts laughing hysterically. I said “How can you expect me to f**k you when you just farted like that?” He replied with, “What can I say babe? You bring out the best of me” – complete a huge ass grin on his face.
- Anonymous

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