Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]
I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.
My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.
After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.
The last one wasn’t really rough, but I guess that depends on how hard they high-fived. If you high-five rougher then submit your stories to us here on Tumblr. You know you want to.