Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]
I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.- Anonymous
My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.- Anonymous
After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.- Anonymous
The last one wasn’t really rough, but I guess that depends on how hard they high-fived. If you high-five rougher then submit your stories to us here on Tumblr. You know you want to.

Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]

I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.
- Anonymous

My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.
- Anonymous

After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.
- Anonymous

The last one wasn’t really rough, but I guess that depends on how hard they high-fived. If you high-five rougher then submit your stories to us here on Tumblr. You know you want to.