Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.