We at CollegeHumor don’t often throw our ultra-respected name behind Political causes, but this WhiteHouse.gov petition to give the Declaration of Independence to Nicolas Cage is something we support wholeheartedly - Read/sign/do your obvious civic duty
Think about this:
1. Really, it’s the least we can do after he saved like 47 American artifacts and monuments from Ed Harris or whatever.
2. The stupid paper’s just sitting there anyway. Got a better idea of what do do with it?
Boom, settled. The people have spoken. The Cage-Ball’s in your court, Obama.