Rough Love: Slow Dancing, Roosters, and Pokeballs [Click for more]
Rough Love is back by popular demand! It’s the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.
My dad is cheating on my stepmother with my mother. Both think he’s going to leave one for the other. I want to hit him. - Rose
This girl I’m seeing now is a huge nerd just like me. She took a plain white bra and drew on the cups to make them look like Pokeballs. Knowing she had this on one day I said, “I see you have two hidden items under your shirt.” We both couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes. - Anonymous
I was once at a dance with a boyfriend of mine. We were slow dancing and he was singing the song to me. Not only did his voice sound like a distressed cat, but he proceeded to ask me, in the middle of the song, if i could “feel his excitement”. I didn’t know slow dancing could make a guy horny. - Anonymous
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