Scientific Laws of Snacking [Click for all]
The Nature Valley Granola Bar Rule: The amount of crumb spillage that takes place while eating a Nature Valley bar exponentially increases towards infinity always.
The Cheez-It Paradox: When you’re hungry for Cheez-Its, you will grow more hungry for Cheez-Its with every Cheez-It you eat.
The Cheez-It Pairing Principle: In every bag of Cheez-Its, there are always two Cheez-Its that are stuck to together. They are more fun to eat than their singular counterparts by a factor of one million.
The Law of Large Pizzas: For every large pizza (X), there exists an ideal limit of slices (Y), after which, those eating do not have to fight over the last slice. However, it is not possible for a group of people to ever purchase such a pizza without everyone in the group spontaneously combusting.
The Bugle Limit Principle: There exists no age limit for which one must stop using Bugles to make fake claws. Continue