If Real Life Were Like Comic Books
ME: Hey… listen, I’m really sorry I kept trying to hit on your friend last night when her boyfriend was out of the room. I was really drunk.FRIEND: Oh, don’t worry about it. That never happened!ME: Yeah, I wish…FRIEND: No really, it never actually happened. That got retconned.
ME: What?FRIEND: Oh yeah, that whole thing happened in a universe that doesn’t exist anymore. Retroactive continuity man. Retconning. You just got retconned.

If Real Life Were Like Comic Books

ME: Hey… listen, I’m really sorry I kept trying to hit on your friend last night when her boyfriend was out of the room. I was really drunk.

FRIEND: Oh, don’t worry about it. That never happened!

ME: Yeah, I wish…

FRIEND: No really, it never actually happened. That got retconned.

ME: What?

FRIEND: Oh yeah, that whole thing happened in a universe that doesn’t exist anymore. Retroactive continuity man. Retconning. You just got retconned.