7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Lover Back [Click to continue]
Love means always having to say you’re sorry in elaborate, theatrical ways.
Just when you thought everything with you and your new, but definitely-the-one lover was going great, there was some kind of miscommunication or you did something like a real bonehead, and now your lover has left you. But don’t despair! If movies have taught me anything, here are 7 guaranteed methods for winning back that special someone.
1. Play Music and/or Sing for Her
Yes, you had a serious fight — a pretty serious fight that was probably about cheating or lying or manipulation of psychopathic proportions, but all those bad feelings will melt away the moment you strum out a couple of basic chords and talk-sing right at her angry, then surprised, then bemused, then forgiving face.
You can write an original song and serenade her right before she’s about to marry some other chump, like Adam Sandler in “The Wedding Singer.”
If you don’t have a great voice, or any writing abilities, or any original words to say to your wronged lady, you can just crank the P.A. and lip sync like Heath Ledger in “10 Things I Hate About You.” (It helps if you look like Heath Ledger too.)