God Pitches Winter [Click for full pitch]
You know how when you come home from a really long day of work or school, it’s still nice and bright and warm outside, so you feel obligated to accomplish errands or do something active and healthy and/or leave your room for recreational or social purposes?
Well what if – and this is a crazy idea but bear with me – what if, when you got home, it wascompletely pitch-black outside? And! Not only pitch black, but also it was REALLY FUCKINGCOLD? [Keep Reading]

God Pitches Winter [Click for full pitch]

You know how when you come home from a really long day of work or school, it’s still nice and bright and warm outside, so you feel obligated to accomplish errands or do something active and healthy and/or leave your room for recreational or social purposes?

Well what if – and this is a crazy idea but bear with me – what if, when you got home, it wascompletely pitch-black outside? And! Not only pitch black, but also it was REALLY FUCKINGCOLD? [Keep Reading]